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Tuesday, February 8, 2022
Phijkchu dream
Garbage doxxed some random person, thinking it was me
and we bulked him into killing himself
Garbage did a really goo d job though, found all sorts of obscure home videos and intercepted postal letters
If anything, he looked a little bit like Nicholas Cage
In a child's body
It was him iirc
Replying to Spooky Phijkchu #spooky.131 and we bulked him into killing himself
It's really the greatest leave I could do.
The TacoBell™️ CrunchWrap™️ is the single most popular American fast-food wrap on the market, but did you know it's actually a sandwich?!?! The Two non-Dorito flavoured crunchy tostada discs form the anchors of the assembly, housing the neon yellow nacho cheese goop, warm non-pasteurized lite* sour cream, and beef-adjacent meat crumbles. It's infamy is borne from the fact that this venerable Mexican* sandwich is hidden from view, shrouded by a single warm flour tortilla. The simple minded among you will cry out "THAT MAKES IT A WRAP" but you've been deceived. For in a properly assembled TacoBell™️ CrunchWrap™️ the tortilla folds do not overlap, leaving a small vent at the vertex of the sandwich to let steam escape. Allowing for the 6/10 cute furry girl behind the counter to serve you your meal piping hot, comforted by the knowledge that by the time you walk 7 paces to your table, the Chinese-made air recirculation system installed in the fast-food establishment will have whisked just enough heat away from atop your sandwich that you shan't burn the roof of your mouth. Enveloped by their transactional love; it turns out, TacoBell's™️ care for their customer was the real wrap all along.
Replying to Spooky Phijkchu #spooky.131 The TacoBell™️ CrunchWrap™️ is the single most popular American fast-food wrap on the market, but did you know it's actually a sandwich?!?! The Two non-Dorito flavoured crunchy tostada discs form the anchors of the assembly, housing the neon yellow nacho cheese goop, warm non-pasteurized lite* sour cream, and beef-adjacent meat crumbles. It's infamy is borne from the fact that this venerable Mexican* sandwich is hidden from view, shrouded by a single warm flour tortilla. The simple minded among you will cry out "THAT MAKES IT A WRAP" but you've been deceived. For in a properly assembled TacoBell™️ CrunchWrap™️ the tortilla folds do not overlap, leaving a small vent at the vertex of the sandwich to let steam escape. Allowing for the 6/10 cute furry girl behind the counter to serve you your meal piping hot, comforted by the knowledge that by the time you walk 7 paces to your table, the Chinese-made air recirculation system installed in the fast-food establishment will have whisked just enough heat away from atop your sandwich that you shan't burn the roof of your mouth. Enveloped by their transactional love; it turns out, TacoBell's™️ care for their customer was the real wrap all along. (edited)
Hey dude can you CW that, it's a trigger to physicist
legally
Taco Bell is not classified as food
virus wishes
so, this is not a meme
but I love on their app
literally every single thing you can order, has a high sodium high MSG warning
100% of their menu
I was wrong
it's not everything anymore
it used to genuinely be 100% of their menu
yep, they changed it
it used to be for anything over 50% of your daily sodium allotment
now it's only shown on meals that are above 100%
it used to be for anything over 50% of your daily sodium allotment
again, no they are not
provinces control healthcare. Alberta is basically a US state
the fact that they even had a passport program in the first place surprises me
nutritionists are just as clueless now as they were 10-20 years ago
fuck letting them write curriculum
So a health class where it shows that foods especially high in salt are rarely the cause of issues related to an overabundance of sodium in the diet, but from all the shit combined, even shit that's advertised as "low-sodium" or "reduced-sodium," and an overindulgence of such, is more commonly the factor, is bad to pay attention to in health class?
sodium good ⬜
sodium bad ⬜
It depends ✅
what a worthwhile class to waste kids' time with
I think the best nutrition advice you could possibly give kids