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Tuesday, February 8, 2022
Phijkchu dream
Garbage doxxed some random person, thinking it was me
and we bulked him into killing himself
Garbage did a really goo d job though, found all sorts of obscure home videos and intercepted postal letters
If anything, he looked a little bit like Nicholas Cage
In a child's body
It was him iirc
Replying to Spooky Phijkchu #spooky.131 and we bulked him into killing himself
It's really the greatest leave I could do.
The TacoBell™️ CrunchWrap™️ is the single most popular American fast-food wrap on the market, but did you know it's actually a sandwich?!?! The Two non-Dorito flavoured crunchy tostada discs form the anchors of the assembly, housing the neon yellow nacho cheese goop, warm non-pasteurized lite* sour cream, and beef-adjacent meat crumbles. It's infamy is borne from the fact that this venerable Mexican* sandwich is hidden from view, shrouded by a single warm flour tortilla. The simple minded among you will cry out "THAT MAKES IT A WRAP" but you've been deceived. For in a properly assembled TacoBell™️ CrunchWrap™️ the tortilla folds do not overlap, leaving a small vent at the vertex of the sandwich to let steam escape. Allowing for the 6/10 cute furry girl behind the counter to serve you your meal piping hot, comforted by the knowledge that by the time you walk 7 paces to your table, the Chinese-made air recirculation system installed in the fast-food establishment will have whisked just enough heat away from atop your sandwich that you shan't burn the roof of your mouth. Enveloped by their transactional love; it turns out, TacoBell's™️ care for their customer was the real wrap all along.
Replying to Spooky Phijkchu #spooky.131 The TacoBell™️ CrunchWrap™️ is the single most popular American fast-food wrap on the market, but did you know it's actually a sandwich?!?! The Two non-Dorito flavoured crunchy tostada discs form the anchors of the assembly, housing the neon yellow nacho cheese goop, warm non-pasteurized lite* sour cream, and beef-adjacent meat crumbles. It's infamy is borne from the fact that this venerable Mexican* sandwich is hidden from view, shrouded by a single warm flour tortilla. The simple minded among you will cry out "THAT MAKES IT A WRAP" but you've been deceived. For in a properly assembled TacoBell™️ CrunchWrap™️ the tortilla folds do not overlap, leaving a small vent at the vertex of the sandwich to let steam escape. Allowing for the 6/10 cute furry girl behind the counter to serve you your meal piping hot, comforted by the knowledge that by the time you walk 7 paces to your table, the Chinese-made air recirculation system installed in the fast-food establishment will have whisked just enough heat away from atop your sandwich that you shan't burn the roof of your mouth. Enveloped by their transactional love; it turns out, TacoBell's™️ care for their customer was the real wrap all along. (edited)
Hey dude can you CW that, it's a trigger to physicist
legally
Taco Bell is not classified as food
virus wishes