general
Tuesday, February 8, 2022
Replying to Spooky Phijkchu #spooky.131 and we bulked him into killing himself
It's really the greatest leave I could do.
The TacoBell™️ CrunchWrap™️ is the single most popular American fast-food wrap on the market, but did you know it's actually a sandwich?!?! The Two non-Dorito flavoured crunchy tostada discs form the anchors of the assembly, housing the neon yellow nacho cheese goop, warm non-pasteurized lite* sour cream, and beef-adjacent meat crumbles. It's infamy is borne from the fact that this venerable Mexican* sandwich is hidden from view, shrouded by a single warm flour tortilla. The simple minded among you will cry out "THAT MAKES IT A WRAP" but you've been deceived. For in a properly assembled TacoBell™️ CrunchWrap™️ the tortilla folds do not overlap, leaving a small vent at the vertex of the sandwich to let steam escape. Allowing for the 6/10 cute furry girl behind the counter to serve you your meal piping hot, comforted by the knowledge that by the time you walk 7 paces to your table, the Chinese-made air recirculation system installed in the fast-food establishment will have whisked just enough heat away from atop your sandwich that you shan't burn the roof of your mouth. Enveloped by their transactional love; it turns out, TacoBell's™️ care for their customer was the real wrap all along.
Replying to Spooky Phijkchu #spooky.131 The TacoBell™️ CrunchWrap™️ is the single most popular American fast-food wrap on the market, but did you know it's actually a sandwich?!?! The Two non-Dorito flavoured crunchy tostada discs form the anchors of the assembly, housing the neon yellow nacho cheese goop, warm non-pasteurized lite* sour cream, and beef-adjacent meat crumbles. It's infamy is borne from the fact that this venerable Mexican* sandwich is hidden from view, shrouded by a single warm flour tortilla. The simple minded among you will cry out "THAT MAKES IT A WRAP" but you've been deceived. For in a properly assembled TacoBell™️ CrunchWrap™️ the tortilla folds do not overlap, leaving a small vent at the vertex of the sandwich to let steam escape. Allowing for the 6/10 cute furry girl behind the counter to serve you your meal piping hot, comforted by the knowledge that by the time you walk 7 paces to your table, the Chinese-made air recirculation system installed in the fast-food establishment will have whisked just enough heat away from atop your sandwich that you shan't burn the roof of your mouth. Enveloped by their transactional love; it turns out, TacoBell's™️ care for their customer was the real wrap all along. (edited)
Hey dude can you CW that, it's a trigger to physicist
legally
Taco Bell is not classified as food
virus wishes
so, this is not a meme
but I love on their app
literally every single thing you can order, has a high sodium high MSG warning
100% of their menu
I was wrong
it's not everything anymore
it used to genuinely be 100% of their menu
yep, they changed it
it used to be for anything over 50% of your daily sodium allotment
now it's only shown on meals that are above 100%
it used to be for anything over 50% of your daily sodium allotment
again, no they are not
provinces control healthcare. Alberta is basically a US state
the fact that they even had a passport program in the first place surprises me
nutritionists are just as clueless now as they were 10-20 years ago
fuck letting them write curriculum
So a health class where it shows that foods especially high in salt are rarely the cause of issues related to an overabundance of sodium in the diet, but from all the shit combined, even shit that's advertised as "low-sodium" or "reduced-sodium," and an overindulgence of such, is more commonly the factor, is bad to pay attention to in health class?
sodium good ⬜
sodium bad ⬜
It depends ✅
what a worthwhile class to waste kids' time with
I think the best nutrition advice you could possibly give kids
Don't eat too much. Don't eat too little
is to ignore everything they hear from "experts" or the media in regards ot their nutrition
personally i think you should eat an amount of food that is equivalent to the amount of food that you will eat within the time span that you will eat the food, and that the composition of the food you eat should be similar to food.
well said
are you available to teach the next generation
no, my methods cannot be taught
>allowing women in the workplace
only learned on the sea
its blizzard
thats a euphemism for cum
women belong in 40' shipping containers
and nowhere else
i didn't
I read that as 40 inch shipping containers
and was about to call spooky out saying that is too small for xbrox
actually due to my blurry vision the aposotosis mark looks like an asterisk from here
so i did not read it as any meaningful mark in relation to measurement
Replying to Phijkchu_Pikachu #klombak and was about to call spooky out saying that is too small for xbrox
What if xBrox is, like, the size of Tinkerbell?
doubtful
40* ultra rare shipping container
very valuable
yeah if spooky made a gacha you'd have to roll for shipping containers to put the women in
didn't think of that one
well, we all know that cold makes things shrink
xbrox has lived in the cold for over 2 decades
I'm impressed she's not <1'' tall by this point