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Oh man, I got my dna test back

Im German

post

I want to see this mutt

I'm proud

100% Euro

no jew, no negro

My dad has his ancestry wrong this whole time too

lol

He always said we were Scandinavian descent, and while that is 1% true, it's mostly not

was he trying to claim he was... yeah

that's a common one

We know where both sides of my moms family are from back to great grandparents

Not where dads side was

I think a lot of Germans whose families came "from up North" have assumed Scandanavia

I'm sure over generations that gets muddled

-10 chad points though

Switzerland specifically for me

what percent neanderthal?

I want to commit to reviving their race

I checked my ancestry thing again and it says I have “more Neanderthal genes than 5% of people”

I am a human

I need another one of you to be a 99th percentile non-human

I need to bring back my people

You know, I'm something of an anglo myself

NIGGER

I count as black right

That's like.... A lot of black

Ooga booga

It’s fine

They throw it in to make white supremacists cry

Reggie and I beg to differ

With our 100% white genes

Well guess we know why I like spears

My brain can’t comprehend more advanced technology

The truth comes out

But I’ll take their word for it

She might have been an invader

Wow I can’t believe this

According to this my children won’t die or have horrible defects

No crippled father son bonding

Inb4 your wife's body rejects your genes

But where's the white?

I believe it’s in the 50% French and German

Exactly half white

Same as me!

Sorry pal

I’m at least 51.3%

You lose

>irish

Yeah yeah, I know your kind likes to penny pinch but it's not fooling any of us

Grr...

Foiled again

77

wait

77 more than otherts

2%

nope its too late

you are monkey man

^

BASED

I want to get one of these but about a week before my grandma passed she said don't get a DNA test because it might show some mud on her side

lmao

lol

what lies did she feed you? claim to be 100% Native American or something

She claims to be 100% Welsh

So did my grandpa

100% sheepfucker

dude

pog

fellow welshman

Hello ladies and gentlemen

I think she was afraid there might be some African

Well yeah, she said "mud"

Do all Canadian movies flop?