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PAY ATTENTION I HAVE IT RESTING AGAINST THE DOOR. And it comes time for me to put my dick out and I can’t.. move.. like I keep tugging to take my dick out and I just.. can’t.. MOVE SO I REACH OVER AND TOUCH MY DICK AND ITS TURNING BLUE AND ITS STUCK TO THE INSIDE OF THE FREEZER AND I AM JUST STANDING THERE LIKE. SO THEN I HEAR THE FRONT DOOR OPEN AND I START PANICKING BECAUSE FIRST MY CRUSH REJECTED ME, I HAVE CRABS, MY DICK IS STUCK TO THE FREEZER AND NOW IM GOING TO GET MY ASS BEAT?!!

So the person walks into the kitchen and sees me, dick in the freezer and just stares. It’s my older brother. The same one who saved my ass the last time. And He’s just sitting there like.. “Si...” So I just look at him with tears in my eyes and go “Help me” So my brother came up with the conclusion I had frostbite. So he got a hot towel and placed it on my dick. THAT SHIT HURT like crazy. I WAS CRYING SO BAD BRO MY PRIDE WAS IN THE TIOLET After much warming, my dick finally came out the freezer. My brother decided to take me to the hospital and it TURNS OUT I did have frostbite, I was going to lose some feeling in my dick, and I DIDNT HAVE AN STD I JUST WAS ALLERGIC TO THE LUBE WE USED DURING SEX To this day, I still have a scar that looks like Harry Potter’s mark on the side of my dick from when we pulled it off from the inside.

An excerpt from Spooky's biography

well now what do i do

i went into vc cuz i was bored

now i

am bored again

I have now surpassed spooky in computing power

i dont think that would even fit in my case

It's so much smaller than my other 3090

I love EVGA

but I hate their fans

the little Es look so bad

I hate the red accent

Fuckin retarded lookin

Oh man, I got my dna test back

Im German

post

I want to see this mutt

I'm proud

100% Euro

no jew, no negro

My dad has his ancestry wrong this whole time too

lol

He always said we were Scandinavian descent, and while that is 1% true, it's mostly not

was he trying to claim he was... yeah

that's a common one

We know where both sides of my moms family are from back to great grandparents

Not where dads side was

I think a lot of Germans whose families came "from up North" have assumed Scandanavia

I'm sure over generations that gets muddled

-10 chad points though

Switzerland specifically for me

what percent neanderthal?

I want to commit to reviving their race

I checked my ancestry thing again and it says I have “more Neanderthal genes than 5% of people”

I am a human

I need another one of you to be a 99th percentile non-human

You know, I'm something of an anglo myself

NIGGER

I count as black right

That's like.... A lot of black

Ooga booga

It’s fine

They throw it in to make white supremacists cry

Reggie and I beg to differ

With our 100% white genes

Well guess we know why I like spears

My brain can’t comprehend more advanced technology

The truth comes out

My grandma is like pure Irish so this makes no sense

But I’ll take their word for it

She might have been an invader

Wow I can’t believe this

According to this my children won’t die or have horrible defects

No crippled father son bonding

Inb4 your wife's body rejects your genes

But where's the white?

I believe it’s in the 50% French and German

Exactly half white

Same as me!

Sorry pal

I’m at least 51.3%

You lose

>irish

Yeah yeah, I know your kind likes to penny pinch but it's not fooling any of us

Grr...

Foiled again

77

wait

77 more than otherts

2%

nope its too late

you are monkey man

^