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Wednesday, May 19, 2021
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why fly when you can... ride? a slime
I was an idiot.
My hormones were RAGING. I would’ve stuck my dick inside of a jelly donut if that meant I could cum.
Anyway, I was popular in high school. Everyone liked me, especially the ladies because I was the tallest guy there and I could sing a little something, you know? So everyone was chasing after me, but there was this one girl I was trying to fuck, lets call her Mona Lisa. Mona Lisa was fine as fuck. She had nice eyes, a nice smile, she was just pretty as hell. I mean her body was cool too but her SMILE bro. I was so sprung on getting this girl. So one day, I was walking down the hall to my next class and Mona Lisa comes over and says “Hey, you’re Simon right?”