general

Okay arsonist

Inverse arson

Removing the fire from the house

But spreading him to other places

Hmm

I guess

s-spreading me?

Fire

Haha

ah damn its someones birthday? gotta ask how old they are now

rusp are you old

I’m turning 34

Xbrox is next, I'm probably closer to you than anyone else here is distance wise

Damn

Rusp is an old man now

How old were you yesterday

18

Nice

Yeah I age rapidly

I came out of the womb age 18

you came out of the womb yesterday?

Ah, I see

Yes

no, he's been 18 for 18 years

He’s right

Makes sense

My poor mother died in my birthing process because I was a foot taller than her

How many years do you think you will be 34 for

Rip

the question is though rusp

Probably like 1

were you sitting

in the womb

No I stood straight up

ah i see

Apparently my mom looked like a squid

As me in my fetal rage tore holes with my fully developed arms

i'm starting to think rusp's mom was a snake girl and that's why rusp is a monster girl enthusiast

he was probably reverse vored into existence

might be a conspiracy behind her actual cause of death

and no one ever told him the truth

I was pissed into existence actually

was it hot?

Apparently my skin was abnormally yellow when I was born

And then it just kind of went away

jaundice baby

My liver was dying because my mother couldn’t supply enough nutrients for a 6’4 growing teenager

makes sense

Can’t believe I was a literal piss baby

is it like this rusp?

No like

My skin was actually yellow

Nothing else was weird

My twin must’ve pissed on me

damn, a 6'4 tall teenager and yet you still got picked on in the womb

WOAH’

I wouldn’t call being pissed on getting picked on

That’s just disgusting

Oh apparently babies are often born with jaundice

And it usually doesn’t do anything

lol dont lie

I was an actual jaundice baby

babies laugh at pee

yeah i wasn't joking

Neonatal jaundice

Phew

One letter off from being fatal!

I had jaundice too

Lmao

Damn

An epidemic

Indeed

No longer special

Well gent was also a yellow baby

He just didn’t have jaundice

This is true