general

were you sitting

in the womb

No I stood straight up

ah i see

Apparently my mom looked like a squid

As me in my fetal rage tore holes with my fully developed arms

i'm starting to think rusp's mom was a snake girl and that's why rusp is a monster girl enthusiast

he was probably reverse vored into existence

but fire, if she was she just could of unhinged her jaw to give birth

might be a conspiracy behind her actual cause of death

and no one ever told him the truth

I was pissed into existence actually

was it hot?

Apparently my skin was abnormally yellow when I was born

And then it just kind of went away

jaundice baby

My liver was dying because my mother couldn’t supply enough nutrients for a 6’4 growing teenager

makes sense

Can’t believe I was a literal piss baby

is it like this rusp?

No like

My skin was actually yellow

Nothing else was weird

My twin must’ve pissed on me

damn, a 6'4 tall teenager and yet you still got picked on in the womb

WOAH’

I wouldn’t call being pissed on getting picked on

That’s just disgusting

Oh apparently babies are often born with jaundice

And it usually doesn’t do anything

lol dont lie

I was an actual jaundice baby

babies laugh at pee

yeah i wasn't joking

Neonatal jaundice

Phew

One letter off from being fatal!

I had jaundice too

Damn

An epidemic

Indeed

No longer special

Well gent was also a yellow baby

He just didn’t have jaundice

This is true

Rusp is Asian??

I gained asian intelligence without having to be asian

Btw how’d the math test go

Was pika helpful

I helped someone with a math test?

also lmao this new theme

is more autistic than monopoly

It was way earlier in the year when zoom tests were still new

what even is this theme

Long literal title theme

Long theme bad

long man bad

mauler theme lets go

the server icon hurts my eyes

it moves too fast

then dont hover over it

mobile it's

always active

doesnt it get hidden

when you go to chat sure

get better eyes

go to the chat

make the icon take 10 hours to loop

ok but guys do we know who this is

Is he using some sort of dogwhistle

its a reply to a youtube comment i made

Just be wary if you're suddenly invited to any cocktail parties

who explains the joke

just why

Also uh, I remember that name for sure