general

if i had any recording software installed

i would have recorded it

Tragic

Love the new theme

thanks i worked really hard on it

do you guys get happy birthday texts from numbers you've never seen too on your birthdays

they're probably? relatives

I get them on some girl named Megans birthday because I guess she had my number last

happy birthday megan

Thanks, I'll let her know

no one knows my phone number except the people that live with me so no

they'll just tell me in person

Rookie fire, just dox your phone number so we can all wish you happy birthday

i'd rather you guys just swim across the atlantic and tell me in person since you should all know my address by now

Sounds good

I'll be there eventually

Actually gonna do it

Gonna go visit fire, cya all

Next year

February ish 2022

I don’t even know where my relatives are getting my number from

I’ve never told them it

But I got like 8 from unknown numbers this morning

Rusp, is today your birthday then?

Yes

Ah very nice, happy birthday!

Thank you

mint

just be warned

there's a non-zero percent chance i'll make out with you the moment you arrive at my doorstep

I'll go visit all my euro family and stop by

Hmm

Time to drag fire out of his house

Okay arsonist

Inverse arson

Removing the fire from the house

But spreading him to other places

Hmm

I guess

Fire

Haha

ah damn its someones birthday? gotta ask how old they are now

rusp are you old

I’m turning 34

Xbrox is next, I'm probably closer to you than anyone else here is distance wise

Damn

Rusp is an old man now

How old were you yesterday

18

Nice

Yeah I age rapidly

I came out of the womb age 18

you came out of the womb yesterday?

Ah, I see

Yes

no, he's been 18 for 18 years

He’s right

Makes sense

My poor mother died in my birthing process because I was a foot taller than her

How many years do you think you will be 34 for

Rip

the question is though rusp

Probably like 1

were you sitting

in the womb

No I stood straight up

ah i see

Apparently my mom looked like a squid

As me in my fetal rage tore holes with my fully developed arms

i'm starting to think rusp's mom was a snake girl and that's why rusp is a monster girl enthusiast

he was probably reverse vored into existence

but fire, if she was she just could of unhinged her jaw to give birth

might be a conspiracy behind her actual cause of death

and no one ever told him the truth

I was pissed into existence actually

was it hot?

Apparently my skin was abnormally yellow when I was born

And then it just kind of went away