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Spooky is driving in a lying down seat

with his feet

yes

Yes it fucking is

god spooky

just get a fucking

autonomous car

if you're obeying the signs

Driving with your knees is something for long country highways

so you can do your shit

while driving

What if I shoot cum in my eyes

it's doing no harm to anyone

With miles of vacancy on either side

what if you do Dolf?

I obeyed the signs, but I rear ended the guy in front of me because I was distracted

not a crime

Then I blind my self

I obeyed the signs

Cum blindness should be illegal

and we're back to semantics

look, I get that you don't drive, and "cars are scary" and whatnot

I drive fuck off

What about the people here who do drive and agree with me

this is a bullshit arguement

He has a bus driver

yeah Pika, do you want to deny your busdriver the right to jerk off or eat nuggets while driving

i just assume every other driver will do something stupid at any point

so its always eyes on

He can eat nuggets

no dipping

^^

Yep Umbreon

whoa whoa whoa

you're the one who said

you're doing stupid shit

well yeah, but I assume everyone else is too

So phijkchu meetup, we're not going in his van

Max can vouch I'm a good driver

when I'm not seal clapping or getting lost

and clapping

Spooky does not drive

while downing nuggets

when we meetup

I refuse to get in a car with him while he eats his 5 course meal

with desert

anyways if you have a passenger spooky i am certain that you drive a lot less idiotic than usual

only if they're grading me

I had to do one of those court ordered driving courses this one time

I drove like a fucking saint

I wonder why

the fact that you got a court ordered driving course doesnt raise any flags?

you had a court ordered driving course

probably a cop saw you dipping nuggets in one hand and jerking off in the other

between claps to the song

of course

ill admit that im not the best driver with 100% attentive rate but god

how can you defend your shit at this point

I'm probably closer to 20% ngl

I tend to zone out, and I just arrive where I need to be

okay

virginia just has really nice drivers and roads

thats what im assuming

Spooky actually lives in nunavut

nearest driver is 30km away

I pay absolute attention

I find that if you drive like an asshole

traffic parts around you

That is kind of true. Most sane people avoid unsafe drivers

well im satisfied because spooky admits he's an asshole driver

my argument is over

That is very true

man, this will piss you off even more I think Umbreon

I politely follow them to their destination then slash their tires

on a lot of the side streets around here

where there are no markings

wait

i think we misunderstand

I drive on the left just to fuck with people

when you say you clap to the music