general

so its always eyes on

He can eat nuggets

no dipping

^^

Yep Umbreon

whoa whoa whoa

you're the one who said

you're doing stupid shit

well yeah, but I assume everyone else is too

So phijkchu meetup, we're not going in his van

Max can vouch I'm a good driver

when I'm not seal clapping or getting lost

how are you eyes on if you're driving with your knees

and clapping

Spooky does not drive

while downing nuggets

when we meetup

I refuse to get in a car with him while he eats his 5 course meal

with desert

anyways if you have a passenger spooky i am certain that you drive a lot less idiotic than usual

only if they're grading me

I had to do one of those court ordered driving courses this one time

I drove like a fucking saint

I wonder why

the fact that you got a court ordered driving course doesnt raise any flags?

you had a court ordered driving course

probably a cop saw you dipping nuggets in one hand and jerking off in the other

between claps to the song

of course

ill admit that im not the best driver with 100% attentive rate but god

how can you defend your shit at this point

I'm probably closer to 20% ngl

I tend to zone out, and I just arrive where I need to be

okay

virginia just has really nice drivers and roads

thats what im assuming

Spooky actually lives in nunavut

nearest driver is 30km away

I pay absolute attention

I find that if you drive like an asshole

That is kind of true. Most sane people avoid unsafe drivers

well im satisfied because spooky admits he's an asshole driver

my argument is over

That is very true

man, this will piss you off even more I think Umbreon

I politely follow them to their destination then slash their tires

on a lot of the side streets around here

where there are no markings

wait

i think we misunderstand

I drive on the left just to fuck with people

when you say you clap to the music

>ignoring road signs

are you clapping with your hands

these are roads with no marking Pika

Like a seal, dolfin

or are you making them asscheeks clap

side roads

Honestly, spooky is evidence that ancaps are wrong

we need roads

and road laws

have you got into an accident before spooky

no private roads

im curious

I've gotten hit while stopped at a light before

but no, never got into an actual accident

spoky

was the light green and you were distracted

virginia is a pussy land

ok

do you clap with your hands

yes

or your ass cheeks

I'm not as fat as you Dolf

you dont need to be fat to make that ass clap

If anything being really fat makes it harder

what's clapping if not your ass fat?

because it kind of just mooshes together

you need to be medium fat