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I don't care how well you drive

Umbreon

you know what I actually do a lot

Eyes on the road retard

is clap along to the music while driving

You fucking sperg

maybe virginia roads are just really nice

but god

which is probably 1,000 more dangerous than anything else

Just head bob like the rest of us

Spooky has to look down to see if the loli is still doing her job under his seat

FFS

Just tap your left foot

Spooky why do you not tap the steering wheel

That has no pedal

why do you clap

thats autistic

if everyone had a thumb up their asshole like driving like spooky

id take the bus or some shit

because I drive with my knees most of the time

so I can lean back

Spooky

It should be illegal to put thumbs up assholes

Is jacking off while driving reckless

no

Spooky is driving in a lying down seat

with his feet

yes

Yes it fucking is

god spooky

just get a fucking

autonomous car

if you're obeying the signs

Driving with your knees is something for long country highways

so you can do your shit

while driving

What if I shoot cum in my eyes

it's doing no harm to anyone

With miles of vacancy on either side

what if you do Dolf?

not a crime

Then I blind my self

I obeyed the signs

Cum blindness should be illegal

and we're back to semantics

look, I get that you don't drive, and "cars are scary" and whatnot

I drive fuck off

What about the people here who do drive and agree with me

this is a bullshit arguement

He has a bus driver

yeah Pika, do you want to deny your busdriver the right to jerk off or eat nuggets while driving

i just assume every other driver will do something stupid at any point

so its always eyes on

He can eat nuggets

no dipping

^^

Yep Umbreon

whoa whoa whoa

you're the one who said

you're doing stupid shit

well yeah, but I assume everyone else is too

So phijkchu meetup, we're not going in his van

Max can vouch I'm a good driver

when I'm not seal clapping or getting lost

how are you eyes on if you're driving with your knees

and clapping

Spooky does not drive

while downing nuggets

when we meetup

I refuse to get in a car with him while he eats his 5 course meal

with desert

anyways if you have a passenger spooky i am certain that you drive a lot less idiotic than usual

only if they're grading me

I had to do one of those court ordered driving courses this one time

I drove like a fucking saint

I wonder why

the fact that you got a court ordered driving course doesnt raise any flags?

you had a court ordered driving course

probably a cop saw you dipping nuggets in one hand and jerking off in the other

between claps to the song