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reorruatrnte Apr 10, 2026 12:20 PM general

Select your superpower

Piss that can melt steel0 votes · 0%
Shit that sometimes contains rare ore5 votes · 36%
Blood that can act as a love potion / hypnosis agent7 votes · 50%
100% or 0% fertility rate sperm, swaps every day0 votes · 0%
You can control your saliva like an amoeba2 votes · 14%
Your tears have caffeine in them0 votes · 0%
Your milk tastes like whatever you drank last0 votes · 0%

14 votes Poll closed

TinyBomby Apr 10, 2026 12:21 PM general

I uh, hmm.

legorhin Apr 10, 2026 12:21 PM general

that last one seems sex dependent

Mini Apr 10, 2026 12:22 PM general

Shit ores in the only right answer

TinyBomby Apr 10, 2026 12:23 PM general

yeah probably, but it means I have to sift through my own poop

legorhin Apr 10, 2026 12:23 PM general

it means your toilet breaks

TinyBomby Apr 10, 2026 12:23 PM general

also might be painful coming out

TinyBomby Apr 10, 2026 12:23 PM general

yeah I think I pass on all these

legorhin Apr 10, 2026 12:23 PM general

you don't want children?

TinyBomby Apr 10, 2026 12:25 PM general

I don't think I care enough for the sperm one if that's what you're getting at

Mini Apr 10, 2026 12:25 PM general

Replying to TinyBomby #tinybomby

yeah probably, but it means I have to sift through my own poop

You don’t have to sift through it

Mini Apr 10, 2026 12:26 PM general

Replying to legorhin #jazardly

it means your toilet breaks

Be a man and shit at work

Mini Apr 10, 2026 12:26 PM general

Replying to Mini #mini6030

Be a man and shit at work

Destroy the company toilet

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 10, 2026 12:26 PM general

I think the rare ore shit one is probably insanely painful

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 10, 2026 12:26 PM general

unless it comes out as dust

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 10, 2026 12:26 PM general

in which case you have to refine it

Mini Apr 10, 2026 12:27 PM general

Replying to Phijkchu_Pikachu #klombak

I think the rare ore shit one is probably insanely painful

I was thinking it would be like corn kennels

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 10, 2026 12:27 PM general

I think hypnosis is just generally an actual power, and slipping people your blood is not the most insane thing to pull off

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 10, 2026 12:27 PM general

I guess I need a ruling on what "can" means

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 10, 2026 12:28 PM general

is it a choice if my piss melts steel or not

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 10, 2026 12:28 PM general

because I can never piss in a toilet if it is not a choice

TinyBomby Apr 10, 2026 12:28 PM general

Yeah I considered the hypnosis blood, but I don't think I'm interested in bleeding myself to get what I want.

(Not Spooky) Spark Dragon Apr 10, 2026 12:28 PM general

Do not only could you get everyone to love you but also transmit your sexual diseases too

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 10, 2026 12:28 PM general

The milk one is just stupid for me because I only drink milk and water

Mini Apr 10, 2026 12:28 PM general

Replying to Phijkchu_Pikachu #klombak

is it a choice if my piss melts steel or not

I thought I wouldn’t need to use my piss I could just use a cutting torch

legorhin Apr 10, 2026 12:29 PM general

so your breast milk will taste like water, nice

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 10, 2026 12:29 PM general

The fertility rate one is a nonstarter unless you want to commit mass impregnations and spawn an empire

legorhin Apr 10, 2026 12:30 PM general

or you want 20 kids with one woman

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 10, 2026 12:31 PM general

The shit that contains rare ore one is the most videogamey powerup

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 10, 2026 12:31 PM general

its like a progression based roguelite where you get an upgrade for a 1% ore drop chance

legorhin Apr 10, 2026 12:34 PM general

the only one that has general but very minimal utility without downsides is the spit one

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 10, 2026 12:35 PM general

The blood one as well

legorhin Apr 10, 2026 12:35 PM general

bloodletting is a downside

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 10, 2026 12:35 PM general

it does not say you need to bleed a liter for it to work, a quick syringe would be enough

TinyBomby Apr 10, 2026 12:36 PM general

I suppose if you never take blood from yourself, you won't be harmed by having the ability though, like many of the others

Phijkchu_Cynnydaquil Apr 10, 2026 12:36 PM general

Prick your finger, and that's prolly enough tbh

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 10, 2026 12:36 PM general

Literally there are diabetic blood taking tools that are a quick finger prick, etc

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 10, 2026 12:36 PM general

just use something like that

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 10, 2026 12:36 PM general

whenever the need arises

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 10, 2026 12:37 PM general

I am also completely ignoring the love potion part of that because general hypnosis is a good power for just doing whatever you want

reorruatrnte Apr 10, 2026 12:38 PM general

good discussions guys

polu Apr 10, 2026 12:38 PM general

is the love part mandatory for blood?

TinyBomby Apr 10, 2026 12:38 PM general

my conclusion is still that I want none of these though

reorruatrnte Apr 10, 2026 12:39 PM general

the love potion / hypnosis is like, induces suggestibility

reorruatrnte Apr 10, 2026 12:39 PM general

i'll leave the extent / potency to the imagination

legorhin Apr 10, 2026 12:39 PM general

why don't you want the ability to make your spit crawl around at will?

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 10, 2026 12:39 PM general

The milk one is the most detrimental to me because I want my milk to taste like milk when I drink it

TinyBomby Apr 10, 2026 12:39 PM general

that's digusting

legorhin Apr 10, 2026 12:40 PM general

why are you drinking your milk pika?

reorruatrnte Apr 10, 2026 12:40 PM general

well it's only the milk you produce pika

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 10, 2026 12:40 PM general

Thats even worse nevermind

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 10, 2026 12:40 PM general

that implies I will start producing milk

reorruatrnte Apr 10, 2026 12:40 PM general

not really

reorruatrnte Apr 10, 2026 12:40 PM general

if you don't produce milk then it's just like a benign thing that maybe your children will inherit

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 10, 2026 12:41 PM general

This is a heritible power, god the fertility one is dangerous then

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 10, 2026 12:41 PM general

due to natural selection, having 100% fertitlity will ensure you offspring will always be suitable

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 10, 2026 12:41 PM general

regardless of other downsides they have

legorhin Apr 10, 2026 12:41 PM general

men can produce milk, its just a weird condition

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 10, 2026 12:42 PM general

Yeah, which I was assuming you'd gain if you took this power. If it is literally a dud power for me, then it is safe I guess

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 10, 2026 12:42 PM general

Blood hypnosis is safe and also useful if I needed it, since I can just never make someone drink my blood

Phijkchu_Cynnydaquil Apr 10, 2026 12:43 PM general

Now does it still work if the blood is diluted

Phijkchu_Cynnydaquil Apr 10, 2026 12:43 PM general

Like if I drip it into someone's drink would that kill the effect

legorhin Apr 10, 2026 12:43 PM general

brush your teeth too hard then kiss someone

reorruatrnte Apr 10, 2026 12:43 PM general

that depends on the potency vinny

reorruatrnte Apr 10, 2026 12:43 PM general

the potency is an unknown so

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 10, 2026 12:44 PM general

Vinny if it is potency based, use a little to make them more suggestible, then use the suggestiblity to make them drink a higher dose

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 10, 2026 12:44 PM general

I do not see it as an issue

TinyBomby Apr 10, 2026 12:44 PM general

Replying to legorhin #jazardly

brush your teeth too hard then kiss someone

If I'm already able to kiss someone, do I really need to hypnotize them?

legorhin Apr 10, 2026 12:44 PM general

you do if they didn't want it

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 10, 2026 12:45 PM general

Walk around brushing my teeth until I bleed, grab nearby woman and forcefully kiss her

TinyBomby Apr 10, 2026 12:45 PM general

I can't say I've tried, but I feel like it'd be hard to get the blood in there if you're forcibly kissing someone and they resist.

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 10, 2026 12:45 PM general

amazing use of this power leg, lmao

legorhin Apr 10, 2026 12:45 PM general

you could also bite your tongue

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 10, 2026 1:22 PM general

PirateAIDS is going to have the best transmission vectors ever

DeadFun Apr 10, 2026 7:49 PM general

What is this shit bruh

TinyBomby Apr 10, 2026 7:50 PM general

Hey that one's Leg's fault, not mine!

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 10, 2026 7:51 PM general

I'm pretty sure this is Pirate A/B testing some super disease he and Bopit are working on

DeadFun Apr 10, 2026 7:52 PM general

Like you normally will

reorruatrnte Apr 10, 2026 7:53 PM general

I wouldn't dare to even think of tainting any idea of mine and bopit's by tossing it before the dirty rabble of this wretched dump

TinyBomby Apr 10, 2026 7:58 PM general

Replying to Spooky Phijkchu #spooky.131

I'm pretty sure this is Pirate A/B testing some super disease he and Bopit are working on

What happened to Bopit? I don't think he's been active at all since I joined this server. I swear, it's amazing how much lore this server has. Bopit isn't the same, but it's amazing how many times some random person who hasn't been in the server for 5 years gets mentioned.

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 10, 2026 8:00 PM general

He is busy playing frolf and only frolf

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