Replying to Spooky Phijkchu #spooky.131 One day ol' Sparky will earn his colour
I think I was given the option of a color but I couldn’t not pick one because they are all taken
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Wednesday, April 8, 2026
i will roll a die every day until the submissions close to decide if i join this one or not
Well they never close you can join any round you want so it is statistically extremely likely you will enter
holy shit dude this is kind of like rance 5d now
Thursday, April 9, 2026
Frogs are just funny little guys
I like em
great to see that the insane person running "Open"AI is also suicidal https://nypost.com/2018/03/14/billionaire-signs-up-to-be-killed-have-brain-digitally-preserved/
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Friday, April 10, 2026
hmmm
Select your superpower
- Piss that can melt steel0 votes · 0%
- Shit that sometimes contains rare ore5 votes · 36%
- Blood that can act as a love potion / hypnosis agent7 votes · 50%
- 100% or 0% fertility rate sperm, swaps every day0 votes · 0%
- You can control your saliva like an amoeba2 votes · 14%
- Your tears have caffeine in them0 votes · 0%
- Your milk tastes like whatever you drank last0 votes · 0%
14 votes Poll closed
I think the rare ore shit one is probably insanely painful
unless it comes out as dust
in which case you have to refine it
Replying to Phijkchu_Pikachu #klombak I think the rare ore shit one is probably insanely painful
I was thinking it would be like corn kennels
I think hypnosis is just generally an actual power, and slipping people your blood is not the most insane thing to pull off
I guess I need a ruling on what "can" means
is it a choice if my piss melts steel or not
because I can never piss in a toilet if it is not a choice
Do not only could you get everyone to love you but also transmit your sexual diseases too
The milk one is just stupid for me because I only drink milk and water
Replying to Phijkchu_Pikachu #klombak is it a choice if my piss melts steel or not
I thought I wouldn’t need to use my piss I could just use a cutting torch
The fertility rate one is a nonstarter unless you want to commit mass impregnations and spawn an empire
The shit that contains rare ore one is the most videogamey powerup
its like a progression based roguelite where you get an upgrade for a 1% ore drop chance
The blood one as well
it does not say you need to bleed a liter for it to work, a quick syringe would be enough
Prick your finger, and that's prolly enough tbh
Literally there are diabetic blood taking tools that are a quick finger prick, etc
just use something like that
whenever the need arises
I am also completely ignoring the love potion part of that because general hypnosis is a good power for just doing whatever you want
good discussions guys
the love potion / hypnosis is like, induces suggestibility
i'll leave the extent / potency to the imagination
The milk one is the most detrimental to me because I want my milk to taste like milk when I drink it
well it's only the milk you produce pika
Thats even worse nevermind
that implies I will start producing milk
not really
if you don't produce milk then it's just like a benign thing that maybe your children will inherit