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Thursday, April 9, 2026
Friday, April 10, 2026
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Select your superpower
- Piss that can melt steel0 votes · 0%
- Shit that sometimes contains rare ore5 votes · 36%
- Blood that can act as a love potion / hypnosis agent7 votes · 50%
- 100% or 0% fertility rate sperm, swaps every day0 votes · 0%
- You can control your saliva like an amoeba2 votes · 14%
- Your tears have caffeine in them0 votes · 0%
- Your milk tastes like whatever you drank last0 votes · 0%
14 votes Poll closed
I think the rare ore shit one is probably insanely painful
unless it comes out as dust
in which case you have to refine it
Replying to Phijkchu_Pikachu #klombak I think the rare ore shit one is probably insanely painful
I was thinking it would be like corn kennels
I think hypnosis is just generally an actual power, and slipping people your blood is not the most insane thing to pull off
I guess I need a ruling on what "can" means
is it a choice if my piss melts steel or not
because I can never piss in a toilet if it is not a choice
Do not only could you get everyone to love you but also transmit your sexual diseases too
The milk one is just stupid for me because I only drink milk and water
Replying to Phijkchu_Pikachu #klombak is it a choice if my piss melts steel or not
I thought I wouldn’t need to use my piss I could just use a cutting torch
The fertility rate one is a nonstarter unless you want to commit mass impregnations and spawn an empire
The shit that contains rare ore one is the most videogamey powerup
its like a progression based roguelite where you get an upgrade for a 1% ore drop chance
The blood one as well
it does not say you need to bleed a liter for it to work, a quick syringe would be enough
Prick your finger, and that's prolly enough tbh
Literally there are diabetic blood taking tools that are a quick finger prick, etc
just use something like that
whenever the need arises
I am also completely ignoring the love potion part of that because general hypnosis is a good power for just doing whatever you want
good discussions guys
the love potion / hypnosis is like, induces suggestibility
i'll leave the extent / potency to the imagination
The milk one is the most detrimental to me because I want my milk to taste like milk when I drink it
well it's only the milk you produce pika
Thats even worse nevermind
that implies I will start producing milk
not really
if you don't produce milk then it's just like a benign thing that maybe your children will inherit
This is a heritible power, god the fertility one is dangerous then
due to natural selection, having 100% fertitlity will ensure you offspring will always be suitable
regardless of other downsides they have
Yeah, which I was assuming you'd gain if you took this power. If it is literally a dud power for me, then it is safe I guess
Blood hypnosis is safe and also useful if I needed it, since I can just never make someone drink my blood
Now does it still work if the blood is diluted
Like if I drip it into someone's drink would that kill the effect
that depends on the potency vinny
the potency is an unknown so
Vinny if it is potency based, use a little to make them more suggestible, then use the suggestiblity to make them drink a higher dose
I do not see it as an issue
Walk around brushing my teeth until I bleed, grab nearby woman and forcefully kiss her
amazing use of this power leg, lmao
PirateAIDS is going to have the best transmission vectors ever