Message in #general · Neon Genesis Phijkchu

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 13, 2026 12:29 PM general

Replying to Phijkchu_Pikachu #klombak

You have no idea how many funny things I'd do with perfect human voice mimicry

In particular for phijkchu, I think I would almost exclusively fuck with spooky by mimicing his voice to admit to things I think are true but he would never say

heir Mar 13, 2026 12:29 PM general

spooky has canonically done every criminal act imaginable

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 13, 2026 12:30 PM general

Spooky in vc yesterday "so the guy who did that shooting, turns out he was my neighbour" in relation to a shooting that happened

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 13, 2026 12:30 PM general

Spooky is the reaper of death, all who are near him die

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 13, 2026 12:31 PM general

or die tangentally related to him

heir Mar 13, 2026 12:31 PM general

i can't wait for the meetup to be where i die

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 13, 2026 12:32 PM general

My dreams foretold it

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 13, 2026 12:32 PM general

the second I get into a car spooky is driving, he floors it right into a building

heir Mar 13, 2026 12:32 PM general

at the very least it would save the hassle of having to prepare a whole plan to tell my family to tell you guys that i died

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 13, 2026 12:32 PM general

Also I shit myself while looking for the morph ball or something

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 13, 2026 12:32 PM general

but umbreon keeps making fun of me for not knowing where the monkey shop is

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 13, 2026 12:32 PM general

so I can't find it

heir Mar 13, 2026 12:33 PM general

you've been searching for years pika

heir Mar 13, 2026 12:33 PM general

come on

heir Mar 13, 2026 12:33 PM general

you should have found it by now

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 13, 2026 12:33 PM general

I did find it

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 13, 2026 12:33 PM general

rewatch the first heist movie

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 13, 2026 12:33 PM general

also its in phijkchu quest

reorruatrnte Mar 13, 2026 12:40 PM general

Life hack did you know you can easily wake yourself up by intentionally tripping

reorruatrnte Mar 13, 2026 12:40 PM general

Dot com

Spooky Phijkchu Mar 13, 2026 1:44 PM general

Replying to Phijkchu_Pikachu #klombak

Spooky in vc yesterday "so the guy who did that shooting, turns out he was my neighbour" in relation to a shooting that happened

Specifically https://www.cnn.com/2026/03/12/world/video/ebof-brian-todd-odu-virginia-shooting

Old Dominion University gunman identified as veteran, convicted ISI...

CNN’s Brian Todd reports from Sterling, Virginia, in the neighborhood where the gunman in the Old Dominion University attack lived.

www.cnn.com

Spooky Phijkchu Mar 13, 2026 1:44 PM general

Since there were two major shootings yesterday

Spooky Phijkchu Mar 13, 2026 1:45 PM general

My evening lecture got cancelled today too

Spooky Phijkchu Mar 13, 2026 1:45 PM general

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Regi Mar 13, 2026 4:59 PM general

I feel so american, texas is great

Dialga Mar 13, 2026 5:00 PM general

why is the bun that color

Gent Mar 13, 2026 5:01 PM general

Hot cheeto flavored or something

Spooky Phijkchu Mar 13, 2026 5:02 PM general

🔥

SyrenBell Mar 13, 2026 5:03 PM general

Replying to Regi #mythicalsquids

I feel so american, texas is great

Does your life end after one bite?

SyrenBell Mar 13, 2026 5:03 PM general

😨

Regi Mar 13, 2026 5:05 PM general

Replying to Dialga #god_of_time

why is the bun that color (edited)

Dialga Mar 13, 2026 5:06 PM general

that bun is a crime

Spooky Phijkchu Mar 13, 2026 5:07 PM general

nah, hot cheeto stuff is great

Spooky Phijkchu Mar 13, 2026 5:07 PM general

as long as it's fresh

Spooky Phijkchu Mar 13, 2026 5:07 PM general

puffed corn or w/e the fuck cheetos are go stale fast

Dialga Mar 13, 2026 5:10 PM general

i never liked any of the "Flamin' hot" stuff

Gent Mar 13, 2026 5:10 PM general

Is it just the picture or is the burger actually kind of small

Dolfin Mar 13, 2026 6:53 PM general

that looks more like a slider unless those are the biggest fries known to man

Rusp Mar 13, 2026 6:56 PM general

The expert weighs in

Gent Mar 13, 2026 6:59 PM general

He must have insane fent resistance

legorhin Mar 13, 2026 10:09 PM general

https://x.com/Sportsnet/status/2032265582158966996

WHAT DID WE JUST WITNESS?

legorhin Mar 13, 2026 10:16 PM general

Replying to Dialga #god_of_time

i never liked any of the "Flamin' hot" stuff

flamin hot mountain dew was incredible

legorhin Mar 13, 2026 10:16 PM general

I miss it

SyrenBell Mar 13, 2026 11:28 PM general

https://youtu.be/50x5rGe6ukE

SO MUCH HAIR!!!!!! www.youtube.com

reorruatrnte Mar 14, 2026 1:09 AM general

Who should do the next poll?

Garbage0 votes · 0%
Pirate1 vote · 6%
Klombak1 vote · 6%
Rusp0 votes · 0%
Spooky1 vote · 6%
Legorhin1 vote · 6%
SyrenBell6 votes · 35%
VinnyG7 votes · 41%
Polar0 votes · 0%

17 votes Poll closed

reorruatrnte Mar 14, 2026 1:24 AM general

System message

's poll Select your human bonus perk has closed.

Dialga Mar 14, 2026 2:35 AM general

i don't even know how to make these polls

PhrogDor Mar 14, 2026 2:38 AM general

Me

Pyrrhic Mar 14, 2026 4:34 AM general

Garbage can do poll after Syren.

(Not Spooky) Spark Dragon Mar 14, 2026 8:35 AM general

I vote for phrogdor too

SyrenBell Mar 14, 2026 10:58 AM general

Who is most likely to die, from Spooky's death by near association power.

Phijkchu_Pikachu4 votes · 20%
Pirate0 votes · 0%
Polu2 votes · 10%
Garbage0 votes · 0%
Dan1 vote · 5%
Regi1 vote · 5%
Rusp0 votes · 0%
Gent0 votes · 0%
Max5 votes · 25%
Drone Girl7 votes · 35%

20 votes Multiple answers allowed Poll closed

Polar_ Mar 14, 2026 10:59 AM general

My votes are based on proximity/planned proximity. So Kribbles is also up there for when they meet up

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 14, 2026 11:05 AM general

I had a prohetic car crash dream with spooky years ago

Spooky Phijkchu Mar 14, 2026 11:06 AM general

if we expand it from death, to a rape/maimed/killed hierarchy it would be Regi/Umbreon/Drone Girl

Spooky Phijkchu Mar 14, 2026 11:07 AM general

Max is disqualified due to health, but she'd probably be an apt pick for one or multiple of these otherwise

Dialga Mar 14, 2026 11:08 AM general

who is drone girl

Polar_ Mar 14, 2026 11:10 AM general

Replying to Phijkchu_Pikachu #klombak

I had a prohetic car crash dream with spooky years ago

You shouldn't call it prophetic if youre going to soon meet him and drive in the same car

Polar_ Mar 14, 2026 11:10 AM general

Unless the dream was oddly specific about driving to anime north

Spooky Phijkchu Mar 14, 2026 11:11 AM general

https://phijkchu.com/w/nFmXkucs3ctMLNL15BEMJX?start=12m16s

The Great PHIJKCHU Heist phijkchu.com

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 14, 2026 11:13 AM general

>linking your sites upload of my video

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 14, 2026 11:13 AM general

I see how it is

heir Mar 14, 2026 11:13 AM general

syren you forgot to include me

polu Mar 14, 2026 11:13 AM general

DMCA it

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 14, 2026 11:13 AM general

I gave him permission I think

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 14, 2026 11:13 AM general

thems the breaks

SyrenBell Mar 14, 2026 11:13 AM general

There is only so much space 😡

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 14, 2026 11:14 AM general

Syren you forgot to include yourself, the secret 8th phijkchu showing up in Toronto

SyrenBell Mar 14, 2026 11:14 AM general

Of course there will be a cardboard box in the room everyone will be In and then I will pop out of it annoying style

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 14, 2026 11:15 AM general

Syren will show up cosplaying as Gent from toushin gent at the anime convention

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 14, 2026 11:15 AM general

without telling us

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 14, 2026 11:15 AM general

he has the voice down already

TinyBomby Mar 14, 2026 11:34 AM general

Replying to Spooky Phijkchu #spooky.131

https://phijkchu.com/w/nFmXkucs3ctMLNL15BEMJX?start=12m16s

I can't believe Pika actually sang Komm Susser Tod

Kribbles Mar 14, 2026 11:41 AM general

Replying to Polar_ #polar_

My votes are based on proximity/planned proximity. So Kribbles is also up there for when they meet up

raccoons literally met spooky though

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 14, 2026 11:41 AM general

did you see his rant the other day

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 14, 2026 11:41 AM general

spooky might've caused that

Raccoons Mar 14, 2026 11:48 AM general

How much is too much for a coffee?

> $2.503 votes · 33%
> $3.001 vote · 11%
> $3.501 vote · 11%
> $4.001 vote · 11%
> $4.501 vote · 11%
> $5.001 vote · 11%
> $5.500 votes · 0%
> $6.000 votes · 0%
> $6.500 votes · 0%
> $7.001 vote · 11%

9 votes Poll closed

Spooky Phijkchu Mar 14, 2026 11:52 AM general

clarification, I'm assuming it's a large fuck-you sized coffee

TinyBomby Mar 14, 2026 11:52 AM general

I don't drink coffee, so I picked the middle option

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 14, 2026 11:52 AM general

My standard is coffee at tim hortons, which is way lower than all listed prices

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 14, 2026 11:53 AM general

I do not drink coffee though

Spooky Phijkchu Mar 14, 2026 11:53 AM general

I'm annoyed if I have to pay more than $3.00, but if I'm stopping to get coffee I'm pretty price-inelastic

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