Message in #general · Neon Genesis Phijkchu

taxes Mar 13, 2026 7:18 AM general

Replying to Rusp #rusp.

I've had to get one singular filling in my life and I found out that day

Instead of "the doctor fucked up" or "the doctor skimped me beauase we have an opiod epidemic and doctors are getting more and more scared to inject large doses of fent into people" you thought "IM SUPERHUMAN FUCK YESAAA I GOT OPIOD RESISTANCE++"

Spooky Phijkchu Mar 13, 2026 7:27 AM general

Rusp, can you transfer it

Spooky Phijkchu Mar 13, 2026 7:27 AM general

so if you engage your painAway powers

Spooky Phijkchu Mar 13, 2026 7:27 AM general

can you bite someone, and have them not feel it?

legorhin Mar 13, 2026 7:27 AM general

no he can selectively not be empathetic about the person's pain

Rusp Mar 13, 2026 9:07 AM general

Replying to taxes #tzfi

Instead of "the doctor fucked up" or "the doctor skimped me beauase we have an opiod epidemic and doctors are getting more and more scared to inject large doses of fent into people" you thought "IM SUPERHUMAN FUCK YESAAA I GOT OPIOD RESISTANCE++" (edited)

No one is getting high off fucking NOVOCAIN injected to their gums

taxes Mar 13, 2026 9:07 AM general

okay novacain is weak as shit lol

Rusp Mar 13, 2026 9:08 AM general

You been hitting it?

taxes Mar 13, 2026 9:08 AM general

theres a reason a lot of dentists use fentanyl WITH novacain

taxes Mar 13, 2026 9:08 AM general

noocaine isnt a painkiller

taxes Mar 13, 2026 9:08 AM general

is a anesthetic

taxes Mar 13, 2026 9:08 AM general

theyre very different

Rusp Mar 13, 2026 9:09 AM general

My reaction

Rusp Mar 13, 2026 9:09 AM general

"Okay"

taxes Mar 13, 2026 9:09 AM general

they just inject that shit into an area to hope it numbs the pain a bit

taxes Mar 13, 2026 9:09 AM general

and it goes away after like an hour or two

Rusp Mar 13, 2026 9:10 AM general

Look max I'm presuming they aren't expecting people to feel the amount of pain I was experiencing

Rusp Mar 13, 2026 9:10 AM general

I had him inject me with more and it didn't change anything so it's either that or it wasn't as effective on me

taxes Mar 13, 2026 9:11 AM general

i mean novocaine doesnt work on people

taxes Mar 13, 2026 9:11 AM general

thats common yea

Rusp Mar 13, 2026 9:11 AM general

WHAT WAS THE DISAGREEMENT THEN

Rusp Mar 13, 2026 9:11 AM general

media.tenor.com

taxes Mar 13, 2026 9:12 AM general

Replying to Rusp #rusp.

I have a resistance to pain numbing medications

because

Rusp Mar 13, 2026 9:12 AM general

Im sorry I should've said I have a resistance to novocain

Rusp Mar 13, 2026 9:12 AM general

Sigh...

heir Mar 13, 2026 9:18 AM general

how often do you guys say sigh out loud instead of sighing irl?

bob Mar 13, 2026 9:18 AM general

sometimes

Rusp Mar 13, 2026 9:19 AM general

Every single day of my stupid fucking chud life

Regi Mar 13, 2026 9:25 AM general

Replying to Rusp #rusp.

Every single day of my stupid fucking chud life

Sigh, same

Polar_ Mar 13, 2026 9:25 AM general

Am I voting on the ability I have or the one I want

Polar_ Mar 13, 2026 9:26 AM general

If so I already walk silently cause im not fat

heir Mar 13, 2026 9:27 AM general

people ALWAYS get jumpscared when i walk up to them

heir Mar 13, 2026 9:27 AM general

born to be a ninja frfr

Rusp Mar 13, 2026 9:29 AM general

Born to be a ninja forced to be a rapist

heir Mar 13, 2026 9:30 AM general

😔 so true

Rusp Mar 13, 2026 9:30 AM general

Sigh...

bob Mar 13, 2026 9:31 AM general

I'm assuming that getting hard on command refers to my entire body

Gent Mar 13, 2026 12:23 PM general

media.tenor.com

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 13, 2026 12:25 PM general

You have no idea how many funny things I'd do with perfect human voice mimicry

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 13, 2026 12:27 PM general

waking up exactly when you plan is called an alarm, the ability to go to sleep instantly I guess would be useful for optimizing 30 extra minutes into my days but its not that big of a deal, just don't get hurt, I can get hard via my own thoughts I do not need that power, remembering names would objectively be useful to me but its lame, you can already walk silently enough I don't think I need perfect silence

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 13, 2026 12:29 PM general

Replying to Phijkchu_Pikachu #klombak

You have no idea how many funny things I'd do with perfect human voice mimicry

In particular for phijkchu, I think I would almost exclusively fuck with spooky by mimicing his voice to admit to things I think are true but he would never say

heir Mar 13, 2026 12:29 PM general

spooky has canonically done every criminal act imaginable

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 13, 2026 12:30 PM general

Spooky in vc yesterday "so the guy who did that shooting, turns out he was my neighbour" in relation to a shooting that happened

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 13, 2026 12:30 PM general

Spooky is the reaper of death, all who are near him die

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 13, 2026 12:31 PM general

or die tangentally related to him

heir Mar 13, 2026 12:31 PM general

i can't wait for the meetup to be where i die

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 13, 2026 12:32 PM general

My dreams foretold it

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 13, 2026 12:32 PM general

the second I get into a car spooky is driving, he floors it right into a building

heir Mar 13, 2026 12:32 PM general

at the very least it would save the hassle of having to prepare a whole plan to tell my family to tell you guys that i died

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 13, 2026 12:32 PM general

Also I shit myself while looking for the morph ball or something

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 13, 2026 12:32 PM general

but umbreon keeps making fun of me for not knowing where the monkey shop is

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 13, 2026 12:32 PM general

so I can't find it

heir Mar 13, 2026 12:33 PM general

you've been searching for years pika

heir Mar 13, 2026 12:33 PM general

come on

heir Mar 13, 2026 12:33 PM general

you should have found it by now

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 13, 2026 12:33 PM general

I did find it

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 13, 2026 12:33 PM general

rewatch the first heist movie

Phijkchu_Pikachu Mar 13, 2026 12:33 PM general

also its in phijkchu quest

reorruatrnte Mar 13, 2026 12:40 PM general

Life hack did you know you can easily wake yourself up by intentionally tripping

reorruatrnte Mar 13, 2026 12:40 PM general

Dot com

Spooky Phijkchu Mar 13, 2026 1:44 PM general

Replying to Phijkchu_Pikachu #klombak

Spooky in vc yesterday "so the guy who did that shooting, turns out he was my neighbour" in relation to a shooting that happened

Specifically https://www.cnn.com/2026/03/12/world/video/ebof-brian-todd-odu-virginia-shooting

Old Dominion University gunman identified as veteran, convicted ISI...

CNN’s Brian Todd reports from Sterling, Virginia, in the neighborhood where the gunman in the Old Dominion University attack lived.

www.cnn.com

Spooky Phijkchu Mar 13, 2026 1:44 PM general

Since there were two major shootings yesterday

Spooky Phijkchu Mar 13, 2026 1:45 PM general

My evening lecture got cancelled today too

Spooky Phijkchu Mar 13, 2026 1:45 PM general

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Regi Mar 13, 2026 4:59 PM general

I feel so american, texas is great

Dialga Mar 13, 2026 5:00 PM general

why is the bun that color

Gent Mar 13, 2026 5:01 PM general

Hot cheeto flavored or something

Spooky Phijkchu Mar 13, 2026 5:02 PM general

🔥

SyrenBell Mar 13, 2026 5:03 PM general

Replying to Regi #mythicalsquids

I feel so american, texas is great

Does your life end after one bite?

SyrenBell Mar 13, 2026 5:03 PM general

😨

Regi Mar 13, 2026 5:05 PM general

Replying to Dialga #god_of_time

why is the bun that color (edited)

Dialga Mar 13, 2026 5:06 PM general

that bun is a crime

Spooky Phijkchu Mar 13, 2026 5:07 PM general

nah, hot cheeto stuff is great

Spooky Phijkchu Mar 13, 2026 5:07 PM general

as long as it's fresh

Spooky Phijkchu Mar 13, 2026 5:07 PM general

puffed corn or w/e the fuck cheetos are go stale fast

Dialga Mar 13, 2026 5:10 PM general

i never liked any of the "Flamin' hot" stuff

Gent Mar 13, 2026 5:10 PM general

Is it just the picture or is the burger actually kind of small

Dolfin Mar 13, 2026 6:53 PM general

that looks more like a slider unless those are the biggest fries known to man

Rusp Mar 13, 2026 6:56 PM general

The expert weighs in

Gent Mar 13, 2026 6:59 PM general

He must have insane fent resistance

legorhin Mar 13, 2026 10:09 PM general

https://x.com/Sportsnet/status/2032265582158966996

WHAT DID WE JUST WITNESS?

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