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Friday, March 13, 2026
Replying to taxes #tzfi Instead of "the doctor fucked up" or "the doctor skimped me beauase we have an opiod epidemic and doctors are getting more and more scared to inject large doses of fent into people" you thought "IM SUPERHUMAN FUCK YESAAA I GOT OPIOD RESISTANCE++" (edited)
No one is getting high off fucking NOVOCAIN injected to their gums
You have no idea how many funny things I'd do with perfect human voice mimicry
waking up exactly when you plan is called an alarm, the ability to go to sleep instantly I guess would be useful for optimizing 30 extra minutes into my days but its not that big of a deal, just don't get hurt, I can get hard via my own thoughts I do not need that power, remembering names would objectively be useful to me but its lame, you can already walk silently enough I don't think I need perfect silence
Replying to Phijkchu_Pikachu #klombak You have no idea how many funny things I'd do with perfect human voice mimicry
In particular for phijkchu, I think I would almost exclusively fuck with spooky by mimicing his voice to admit to things I think are true but he would never say
Spooky in vc yesterday "so the guy who did that shooting, turns out he was my neighbour" in relation to a shooting that happened
Spooky is the reaper of death, all who are near him die
or die tangentally related to him
My dreams foretold it
the second I get into a car spooky is driving, he floors it right into a building
Also I shit myself while looking for the morph ball or something
but umbreon keeps making fun of me for not knowing where the monkey shop is
so I can't find it
I did find it
rewatch the first heist movie
also its in phijkchu quest
Life hack did you know you can easily wake yourself up by intentionally tripping
Dot com
Replying to Phijkchu_Pikachu #klombak Spooky in vc yesterday "so the guy who did that shooting, turns out he was my neighbour" in relation to a shooting that happened
Since there were two major shootings yesterday
My evening lecture got cancelled today too
nah, hot cheeto stuff is great
as long as it's fresh
puffed corn or w/e the fuck cheetos are go stale fast
Saturday, March 14, 2026
Who should do the next poll?
- Garbage0 votes · 0%
- Pirate1 vote · 6%
- Klombak1 vote · 6%
- Rusp0 votes · 0%
- Spooky1 vote · 6%
- Legorhin1 vote · 6%
- SyrenBell6 votes · 35%
- VinnyG7 votes · 41%
- Polar0 votes · 0%
17 votes Poll closed