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We're gonna have to deport them all

I'm assuming by how you worded it it's not random

though idk if that changes my answer

This is a garbage hypothetical to be clear, and yeah it is not random

I would try to use it once and nothing would happen because it would summon me

and then I would never use it again

You get to choose who you are summoning

in case that is not clear

oh

sorry I misread the thing

but yeah I still probably wouldn't use it

I also choose to believe the magic bell isn't unreasonably loud

Its just a constant thumping noise when you use it

how large is this magic bell

thumping?

what kind of bell thumps

Update for that btw, the woman (she was like 65) came to my appartment because the noises would not stop. I informed her I was not even home in december and she apologized for the letter

so curious, what is the thumping

we have no idea

I assume you're not retarded and can probably figure out what it is

the super has not heard it

wait really?

spooky I have to ask you a question

I assume it's the pipes expanding from the heat

Its distant and it is sporadic (like every hour, it maybe does it for a bit)

what bob

your pfp kinda look like icefrog from dota 2 are you the same guy

I think his frog is stretching the other way

iirc

it's close

With the magic bell, I intend to summon sleeping Phijkchu and just leave them in random places sometimes

so if that happens to you, spoiler Spooky got a megic bell

I would summon phijkchu to show them cool stuff

Garbage forced me to have a cooldown by saying a magic phrase

like cheap laundry detergent

I was going to instant blink people so their subconcious would notice, but they would not

and drive them insane

I mean, the actual answer is after I'm done fucking around with it

Regi and I are using it to get rich

I feel like I'd still have to use the bell on Garbage

realistically

Also what counts as a Phijkchu

can I summon Rob

I think so, garbage said Pix is close enough to count

sorry spooky, im going to take you away from your parent's funeral to show you a cool magic trick I learned to do

its okay, he is over it already

at least get a j'mocha shake with me when you do

Spooky how many quicktime "I think this guy is shitting right now I am going to make him mad" events do you try to do

zero

I don't want you shitting all over my floor

that's not fun

perhaps for the best

WAIT

do pets count

Spooky, it does not need to be your floor

I think if they are named phijkchu characters

then yes

can I steal Garbage's dog

dude

he'd be so pissed at me

idk Spooky, Garbage's dog might rape you

I'd be like oh?

I don't really want to invite this monkey paw upon myself but I would genuinely be so much happier if there was one less dog in my house

according to his other hypothetical

ok

I think if I turned on my webcam, and your dog was on the mantle behind me all taxidermied up

you'll be a little mad

only a bit though

Can you buy other peoples taxidermied animals?

If it was my cat I would be ballistic though

Would you premptively get a J'mocha for his dog before you taxidermied it

or do animals not count

Like if I dig up my neighbors dog can I taxidermy it?

no this is the icicle dog Pika

no, I'm not killing your actual dog garbage

if any of you summon me im beating the shit out of you and taking the bell

Now I'm interested

well, now I am not returning you anymore