Message in #general · Neon Genesis Phijkchu

Spooky Phijkchu Jan 7, 2026 8:19 PM general

Replying to Rusp #rusp.

Yeah, whole chickens are a much better deal if you don't mind a bit more hassle

Wings also work like this If you buy the pack that still ahve the wingtips attached, you tend to save a ton of money over buying the pre-trimmed ones

Spooky Phijkchu Jan 7, 2026 8:19 PM general

chicken takes no time at all to butcher as well, so I don't understand it

SyrenBell Jan 7, 2026 11:02 PM general

https://youtu.be/jmys2abx4co

After 20 Years, This Scientist Proved Birds Can Talk and Use Grammar www.youtube.com

SyrenBell Jan 7, 2026 11:02 PM general

FINALLY

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jan 7, 2026 11:02 PM general

birds are mexican?

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jan 7, 2026 11:07 PM general

If you had a magic bell that summoned one phijkchu (at a time) to your location, which sends them back after speaking a magic phrase, how would you use it?

I wouldn't use it.2 votes · 11%
I would try it for some people.4 votes · 22%
I would try it for lots of people.3 votes · 17%
This bell is going to be in use constantly.4 votes · 22%
I will only use the bell to commit evil acts.5 votes · 28%

18 votes Poll closed

Dane Jan 7, 2026 11:07 PM general

We're gonna have to deport them all

Spooky Phijkchu Jan 7, 2026 11:08 PM general

I'm assuming by how you worded it it's not random

Spooky Phijkchu Jan 7, 2026 11:08 PM general

though idk if that changes my answer

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jan 7, 2026 11:08 PM general

This is a garbage hypothetical to be clear, and yeah it is not random

bob Jan 7, 2026 11:14 PM general

I would try to use it once and nothing would happen because it would summon me

bob Jan 7, 2026 11:14 PM general

and then I would never use it again

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jan 7, 2026 11:14 PM general

You get to choose who you are summoning

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jan 7, 2026 11:14 PM general

in case that is not clear

bob Jan 7, 2026 11:15 PM general

oh

bob Jan 7, 2026 11:15 PM general

sorry I misread the thing

bob Jan 7, 2026 11:16 PM general

but yeah I still probably wouldn't use it

Spooky Phijkchu Jan 7, 2026 11:17 PM general

I also choose to believe the magic bell isn't unreasonably loud

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jan 7, 2026 11:18 PM general

Its just a constant thumping noise when you use it

bob Jan 7, 2026 11:18 PM general

how large is this magic bell

Spooky Phijkchu Jan 7, 2026 11:18 PM general

thumping?

Spooky Phijkchu Jan 7, 2026 11:18 PM general

what kind of bell thumps

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jan 7, 2026 11:18 PM general

Update for that btw, the woman (she was like 65) came to my appartment because the noises would not stop. I informed her I was not even home in december and she apologized for the letter

Spooky Phijkchu Jan 7, 2026 11:19 PM general

so curious, what is the thumping

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jan 7, 2026 11:19 PM general

we have no idea

Spooky Phijkchu Jan 7, 2026 11:19 PM general

I assume you're not retarded and can probably figure out what it is

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jan 7, 2026 11:19 PM general

the super has not heard it

Spooky Phijkchu Jan 7, 2026 11:19 PM general

wait really?

bob Jan 7, 2026 11:19 PM general

spooky I have to ask you a question

polu Jan 7, 2026 11:19 PM general

I assume it's the pipes expanding from the heat

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jan 7, 2026 11:19 PM general

Its distant and it is sporadic (like every hour, it maybe does it for a bit)

Spooky Phijkchu Jan 7, 2026 11:19 PM general

what bob

bob Jan 7, 2026 11:20 PM general

your pfp kinda look like icefrog from dota 2 are you the same guy

Spooky Phijkchu Jan 7, 2026 11:20 PM general

I think his frog is stretching the other way

Spooky Phijkchu Jan 7, 2026 11:20 PM general

iirc

bob Jan 7, 2026 11:20 PM general

it's close

Spooky Phijkchu Jan 7, 2026 11:21 PM general

With the magic bell, I intend to summon sleeping Phijkchu and just leave them in random places sometimes

Spooky Phijkchu Jan 7, 2026 11:21 PM general

so if that happens to you, spoiler Spooky got a megic bell

polu Jan 7, 2026 11:21 PM general

I would summon phijkchu to show them cool stuff

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jan 7, 2026 11:21 PM general

Garbage forced me to have a cooldown by saying a magic phrase

polu Jan 7, 2026 11:21 PM general

like cheap laundry detergent

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jan 7, 2026 11:21 PM general

I was going to instant blink people so their subconcious would notice, but they would not

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jan 7, 2026 11:21 PM general

and drive them insane

Spooky Phijkchu Jan 7, 2026 11:22 PM general

I mean, the actual answer is after I'm done fucking around with it

Spooky Phijkchu Jan 7, 2026 11:22 PM general

Regi and I are using it to get rich

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jan 7, 2026 11:22 PM general

Someone cannot avoid meetups when spooky has the bell(tm)

Spooky Phijkchu Jan 7, 2026 11:23 PM general

I feel like I'd still have to use the bell on Garbage

Spooky Phijkchu Jan 7, 2026 11:23 PM general

realistically

Spooky Phijkchu Jan 7, 2026 11:23 PM general

Also what counts as a Phijkchu

Spooky Phijkchu Jan 7, 2026 11:23 PM general

can I summon Rob

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jan 7, 2026 11:23 PM general

I think so, garbage said Pix is close enough to count

polu Jan 7, 2026 11:24 PM general

sorry spooky, im going to take you away from your parent's funeral to show you a cool magic trick I learned to do

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jan 7, 2026 11:24 PM general

its okay, he is over it already

Spooky Phijkchu Jan 7, 2026 11:24 PM general

at least get a j'mocha shake with me when you do

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jan 7, 2026 11:24 PM general

Spooky how many quicktime "I think this guy is shitting right now I am going to make him mad" events do you try to do

Spooky Phijkchu Jan 7, 2026 11:25 PM general

zero

Spooky Phijkchu Jan 7, 2026 11:25 PM general

I don't want you shitting all over my floor

Spooky Phijkchu Jan 7, 2026 11:25 PM general

that's not fun

bob Jan 7, 2026 11:25 PM general

perhaps for the best

Spooky Phijkchu Jan 7, 2026 11:25 PM general

WAIT

Spooky Phijkchu Jan 7, 2026 11:25 PM general

do pets count

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jan 7, 2026 11:25 PM general

Spooky, it does not need to be your floor

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jan 7, 2026 11:25 PM general

I think if they are named phijkchu characters

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jan 7, 2026 11:25 PM general

then yes

Spooky Phijkchu Jan 7, 2026 11:25 PM general

can I steal Garbage's dog

Spooky Phijkchu Jan 7, 2026 11:25 PM general

dude

Spooky Phijkchu Jan 7, 2026 11:25 PM general

he'd be so pissed at me

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jan 7, 2026 11:26 PM general

idk Spooky, Garbage's dog might rape you

Garbage Jan 7, 2026 11:26 PM general

I'd be like oh?

bob Jan 7, 2026 11:26 PM general

I don't really want to invite this monkey paw upon myself but I would genuinely be so much happier if there was one less dog in my house

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jan 7, 2026 11:26 PM general

according to his other hypothetical

Garbage Jan 7, 2026 11:26 PM general

ok

Spooky Phijkchu Jan 7, 2026 11:27 PM general

I think if I turned on my webcam, and your dog was on the mantle behind me all taxidermied up

Spooky Phijkchu Jan 7, 2026 11:27 PM general

you'll be a little mad

Garbage Jan 7, 2026 11:27 PM general

only a bit though

polu Jan 7, 2026 11:27 PM general

Can you buy other peoples taxidermied animals?

Garbage Jan 7, 2026 11:27 PM general

If it was my cat I would be ballistic though

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jan 7, 2026 11:27 PM general

Would you premptively get a J'mocha for his dog before you taxidermied it

Phijkchu_Pikachu Jan 7, 2026 11:27 PM general

or do animals not count

polu Jan 7, 2026 11:27 PM general

Like if I dig up my neighbors dog can I taxidermy it?

Spooky Phijkchu Jan 7, 2026 11:27 PM general

no this is the icicle dog Pika

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