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Wednesday, January 7, 2026
Replying to Rusp #rusp. Yeah, whole chickens are a much better deal if you don't mind a bit more hassle
Wings also work like this
If you buy the pack that still ahve the wingtips attached, you tend to save a ton of money over buying the pre-trimmed ones
chicken takes no time at all to butcher as well, so I don't understand it
birds are mexican?
If you had a magic bell that summoned one phijkchu (at a time) to your location, which sends them back after speaking a magic phrase, how would you use it?
- I wouldn't use it.2 votes · 11%
- I would try it for some people.4 votes · 22%
- I would try it for lots of people.3 votes · 17%
- This bell is going to be in use constantly.4 votes · 22%
- I will only use the bell to commit evil acts.5 votes · 28%
18 votes Poll closed
I'm assuming by how you worded it it's not random
though idk if that changes my answer
This is a garbage hypothetical to be clear, and yeah it is not random
You get to choose who you are summoning
in case that is not clear
I also choose to believe the magic bell isn't unreasonably loud
Its just a constant thumping noise when you use it
thumping?
what kind of bell thumps
Update for that btw, the woman (she was like 65) came to my appartment because the noises would not stop. I informed her I was not even home in december and she apologized for the letter
so curious, what is the thumping
we have no idea
I assume you're not retarded and can probably figure out what it is
the super has not heard it
wait really?
Its distant and it is sporadic (like every hour, it maybe does it for a bit)
what bob
I think his frog is stretching the other way
iirc
With the magic bell, I intend to summon sleeping Phijkchu and just leave them in random places sometimes
so if that happens to you, spoiler Spooky got a megic bell
Garbage forced me to have a cooldown by saying a magic phrase
I was going to instant blink people so their subconcious would notice, but they would not
and drive them insane
I mean, the actual answer is after I'm done fucking around with it
Regi and I are using it to get rich
Someone cannot avoid meetups when spooky has the bell(tm)
I feel like I'd still have to use the bell on Garbage
realistically
Also what counts as a Phijkchu
can I summon Rob
I think so, garbage said Pix is close enough to count
its okay, he is over it already
at least get a j'mocha shake with me when you do
Spooky how many quicktime "I think this guy is shitting right now I am going to make him mad" events do you try to do
zero
I don't want you shitting all over my floor
that's not fun
WAIT
do pets count
Spooky, it does not need to be your floor
I think if they are named phijkchu characters
then yes
can I steal Garbage's dog
dude
he'd be so pissed at me
idk Spooky, Garbage's dog might rape you
according to his other hypothetical
I think if I turned on my webcam, and your dog was on the mantle behind me all taxidermied up
you'll be a little mad