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only two viable options here

this should be select multiple

^

any number of eyes less than the total amount is a partial blink

just one open is also a partial blink

the first option does not make sense

it is 2 or 5

I think that for it to be a wink, there needs to be a current subset of two eyes that are able to catch the focus of an observer, and then one of them needs to close

so it depends on the arrangement of eyes

I asked my sister this to annoy her

then thought it would be a good poll

we need some christmas themed polls next week

3 isn't a real choice, I agree with Bob that it's realistically either 2 or 5 (ignoring the word exact because that's dumb)

but yeah I think that for a wink to happen, you need to meet these conditions: -Need to be a set of two eyes that can gain focus and trigger the "these are human eyes" response -# (alternatively, any set of arrangements that can trigger that response, like a 👁️👁️👃 👁️👁️ type thing. ) -One eye, or one eye representative needs to fully close and then anything that happens to the eyes outside of that subset don't matter. they can do whatever. it doesn't change anything

it's probably honestly 1 until you get to a stupidly large number

I closed my eyes and thought of a sexy spider girl winking at me and that's how I decided my answer.

I see

what about a medusea Pirate

with a forehead 3rd eye

that's what I was trying to reason around, when it's symmetrically imbalanced

the 3rd eye isn't in the question, unless you're at an angle where you only see it and one other eye

I think a third, central eye doesn't count for winking. If it's closed, you don't think about it.

I showed my family your answer Polu

my sister was amused

2 is the cloest to my answer so I'm voting for that but for the record doesn't accurately refelct my opinions

now that I think about it, the real answer is "any emphasized closing of an eye or eyes"

I think in my mind winking is explicitly the closing of one eye

I think if they're blinking with anymore its just some kind of strat to not get killed by that one scp

"I think we are all still picturing sexy spiders" - my mom, during the walk home

I am glad the poll is so split. Now that I am home, I agree that 3 of the answers do not make much sense, but I wanted to include edge cases in case someone happened to agree with them

If I could redo the poll, I would have included "all eyes on one half of the face" as an option

I will ammend my answer slightly

If the eyes are stacked on one side like that, and that close togetrher

I think all of them would need to be closed to wink

Yeah I think considering symmetry or not changes the answer

how is it still tied?!

Curse your despicable centrism leg you're costing my side a victory

I like how every tme I look back, 2 new votes are added, perfectly split

Why is the poll winking

I can hear the small ones running from the snow

's poll If you had more than 2 eyes, how many could you close and have it be classified as winking. has closed.

I found a crazy stat in Discord

my account has logged into Discord (across Desktop, mobile, and web) a total of 47 times

I've migrated desktops twice, phones twice, and laptop once in that time, so at minimum that's where 5 came from

so I've restarted my devices ~42 total times in (almost) 10 years

where did you see that stat?

You know, mine is probably not that dissimilar

you shut your computer off every night I thought Pika

and Tiny, I did one of those data package export things from Discord

Oh, does it count actually relogging in, I have it set to auto log in. I thought you meant just manually entering your information to log in

ahh gotcha

then nevermind

I've completed 18 captcha logins, which are the non-automatic ones

that's probably not too disimilar, unless someone is only logging into the web client using public PCs

but no, 47 total client log-ins (client updates/crashes don't seem to count)

Good job spooky

I like that you have fallen asleep in vc more times than you have restarted your computer by probably an order of magnitude

I did a restart today

because my ethernet port stopped working

Intel's GbE chipset failed or smth

as we've established by Max posting that she had 200k/year

this is nothing

^Last year

my messages are probably a lot lower

I pulled my data package a week ago but it hasnt come yet

yeah, took a full week for mine

I thought the word was rage bait

Do we attribute slop starting from "goyslop" or "sloppa"

people are arguing which one technically started this

ive never heard anyone say sloppa so im going for goyslop

I've said sloppa sometimes but it has not been as influential on me as goyslop has been so thats my pick

I mean it could have just started from slop

Didn't goyslop start from the sloppa threads on /ck/?

Goyslop 100%, Sloppa just makes me think of a dog drinking a lot of water

yeah its gotta be goyslop