general

Over.

Time to go to the store....

FUCK

oh nevermind i found some cream absolutely buried in the fridge

green?

Not the Virginia cream

Sorry

damn

Fork time

I assume you know how to hand-whip but the colder the better

No mixer?

I have one but why would I get it dirty

Yeah don't worry I've done this a few times

The time to clean it is much less than the time it saves to use

X

cleaning beaters is the worst

THIS GUY CANT WHIP WITH A FORK

also that

Out of everything in the cooking arsenal I think beater is the one thing I will refuse to use unless absolutely unnecessary

UNNECESSARY??

You know what I mean

I refuse to use as many bowls as I should

and always annoymyself trying

its good practice to use as few things as you need

A lot of the times when baking recipes tell you to mix shit in 5 bowls I just pour it all in one

I have no idea why they say it most of the time because it's always the same

You always need at least 2

I used one for the crust

You just aren't an expert I guess

Pie crust is different

There’s no need to separate wet and dry for that

with berries, it's also, you have a bowl for them, then you pour them into a strainer, then you pour them into a different bowl for the filling, which you likely had a sseperate bowl for prep as well

“Baked good” makes me assume something that rises when cooking

and then you're 4 bowls in, and you're trying to find other random things to use as backup bowls

Banana bread is my most commonly made baked good and they really try to get you to put that shit in 500 bowls

Just mix it all in one and it changes nothing

Fraud

Bought me a new car over the weekend. 2017 Honda Civic

Time for mini to go down the rabbithole of modding his civic

Nah, I just wanted something to drive to work everyday to keep the miles off my truck

nah, you can still totally add a spoiler and vent your hood

Maybe

It needs racing stripes

Ohhh yeah this is cooking

the middle of the left pic looks like a pterodactyl seen from above

With the left over crust and residue I created some strange thing so we'll see how that turns out

Yum! Thanks for the mulberry pie for my birthday

Looks nice!

@Garbage I called ice on you for birthday happy birthday

Ice for summer drinks! that's so kind

You can have whatever the fuck this is

I did not scroll up first

I thought you really fucked up your pie

No don't worry the pie is fucking up in it's own way right now but it actually looks like a pie

aw sweet I've always wanted a hideous mass of flesh

Alright well this thing tastes good

It it is just pie crust with berry juice and sugar mixed in so I guess that would make sense

this applies to both your pie and garbages birthday

A favorite anime for both of them

Happy birthday garbage

It's a something or other

(Guy who did a horrible job distributing the egg wash)

you didn't poke enough holes in it either because some filling explarded

dont look bad though

good pie

i think there were enough holes I just think my pie crust maneuvering was dog shit

Filling may have been too thin

Your pterodactyl put on some weight

Oh yeah I forgot to say

Tasted really good

The filling was like 20% too liquidy but other than that success

This is what happens when you eyeball every ingredient including the thickening agent

Was the bottom crust at all soggy or underdone?

No

The crust was all good

Just too liquidy

I did NOT undercook it

Smh