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what the fuck did he choke on??

No, he died before I got into work this morning

your hands?

Idk, he was pretty healthy

You have a very healthy throat, I am sure you could eat lots without risk of choking

vaxxed?

Choking is not a good way to go

How many people have died near/in your life so far spooky. fucking hell

More people die around spooky in a given year than in my entire life

yeah alright spooky ill go get a shake to honor his memory

A majority of the people I called "friends" at some point in my life are dead

at some point today or tomorrow or the next day

Not an overwhelming majority

Edgy spooky appears

But more than 50% easily

That is insane

damn sorry to hear that

i think it might be realisitic spooky

This guy wasn't my friend just a coworker

dont worry spooky

your good pal rusp wont die

But his office was next to mine and we'd talk and whatnot

Rusp can't die, because he wants to be the one to drink a jamocha shake in your honour

exactly

honour

honour is when a group honors someone

One of the few times you actually go to work someone’s dead NotLikeThis

But yeah, this is the 3rd guy in my office who has died at work

In the last 2 years

actually insane

i want to know what the fuck bro choked on

Office of like 30-40 people

No I’m pretty sure spooky did it

What the fuck spooky

He must’ve planted something days before

the last one you explained was more of an "okay, that makes sense"

this one is just bizzare

I honestly didn't know healthy people could die by choking

I mean

Bro died from a chunk of carrot 💀

Or a baby thing

You can absolutely get something stuck in your throat

Just most of the time you can deal with it

Someone tried to heimlich him

That guy is going to be scarred for life

But apparently it was too lodged or something, his cope was that because the guy had been drinking soda it pressurized his body and caused the food to get extra stuck

Okay well

He just did it improperly

Unirronically, this guy seems on the verge of killing himself now

That he let his buddy die

I mean, I can understand

That is a normal reaction

Get him a shake too

Our guess, 100% seriously

Is that he made a funny sarcastic joke while the guy was eating a breakfast sandwich

And he choked to death on it

The obituaries should state how people died

And then failed to heimlich him

I think that would sell newspapers

Maybe thought he was joking or smt at first

I think most people try to do the Heimlich incorrectly

So I'm not surprised he fucked it

But yeah anyway, jamocha shake tonight I'm excited about

The overall happiness in the world will be fine by tonight

Wholesome

If you havent already spooky you should give your condolences to the widow and maybe a gift or something

That would be fucking awkward

So, I think I'm supposed to bake her something

That's traditionally what people do

maybe dont give her food for this one

That's just it

Offer to take care of the baby for one hour

I will take the baby so you can start over

I think that will go over well

Normally neighbors/coworkers do gifts of food, sweets, casseroles, etc .

But because he choked

Idk

dude, please wait until you know what he choked on. Widows appreciate attention to detail

He was "eating breakfast" and it sounded like a breakfast sandwich thing

Idk from where