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Rip

Sorry for your loss

why is it jamocha shake time

what happened

My quadmate at work choked to death

This morning

how old was he??

30s

jesus christ spooky

His wife was VERIY distraught

why does death follow you wherever you go

NO SHIT

He had a 3-month old baby

hoooly fuck

thats horrible

And she has "no idea what to do"

Pretty sure spooky killed that guy

YEAH

So I'm wondering if I should also get a shake

what the fuck did he choke on??

No, he died before I got into work this morning

your hands?

Idk, he was pretty healthy

You have a very healthy throat, I am sure you could eat lots without risk of choking

vaxxed?

Choking is not a good way to go

How many people have died near/in your life so far spooky. fucking hell

More people die around spooky in a given year than in my entire life

yeah alright spooky ill go get a shake to honor his memory

A majority of the people I called "friends" at some point in my life are dead

at some point today or tomorrow or the next day

Not an overwhelming majority

Edgy spooky appears

But more than 50% easily

That is insane

damn sorry to hear that

i think it might be realisitic spooky

This guy wasn't my friend just a coworker

dont worry spooky

But his office was next to mine and we'd talk and whatnot

Rusp can't die, because he wants to be the one to drink a jamocha shake in your honour

exactly

honour

honour is when a group honors someone

One of the few times you actually go to work someone’s dead NotLikeThis

But yeah, this is the 3rd guy in my office who has died at work

In the last 2 years

actually insane

i want to know what the fuck bro choked on

Office of like 30-40 people

No I’m pretty sure spooky did it

What the fuck spooky

He must’ve planted something days before

the last one you explained was more of an "okay, that makes sense"

this one is just bizzare

I honestly didn't know healthy people could die by choking

I mean

Bro died from a chunk of carrot 💀

I thought that was a fat person movie thing

Or a baby thing

You can absolutely get something stuck in your throat

Just most of the time you can deal with it

Someone tried to heimlich him

That guy is going to be scarred for life

But apparently it was too lodged or something, his cope was that because the guy had been drinking soda it pressurized his body and caused the food to get extra stuck

Okay well

He just did it improperly

Unirronically, this guy seems on the verge of killing himself now

That he let his buddy die

I mean, I can understand

That is a normal reaction

Get him a shake too

Our guess, 100% seriously

Is that he made a funny sarcastic joke while the guy was eating a breakfast sandwich

And he choked to death on it

The obituaries should state how people died

And then failed to heimlich him

I think that would sell newspapers

Maybe thought he was joking or smt at first