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He must’ve planted something days before

the last one you explained was more of an "okay, that makes sense"

this one is just bizzare

I honestly didn't know healthy people could die by choking

I mean

Bro died from a chunk of carrot 💀

I thought that was a fat person movie thing

Or a baby thing

You can absolutely get something stuck in your throat

Just most of the time you can deal with it

Someone tried to heimlich him

That guy is going to be scarred for life

But apparently it was too lodged or something, his cope was that because the guy had been drinking soda it pressurized his body and caused the food to get extra stuck

Okay well

He just did it improperly

Unirronically, this guy seems on the verge of killing himself now

That he let his buddy die

I mean, I can understand

That is a normal reaction

Get him a shake too

Our guess, 100% seriously

Is that he made a funny sarcastic joke while the guy was eating a breakfast sandwich

And he choked to death on it

The obituaries should state how people died

And then failed to heimlich him

I think that would sell newspapers

Maybe thought he was joking or smt at first

I think most people try to do the Heimlich incorrectly

So I'm not surprised he fucked it

But yeah anyway, jamocha shake tonight I'm excited about

The overall happiness in the world will be fine by tonight

Wholesome

If you havent already spooky you should give your condolences to the widow and maybe a gift or something

That would be fucking awkward

So, I think I'm supposed to bake her something

That's traditionally what people do

maybe dont give her food for this one

That's just it

Offer to take care of the baby for one hour

I will take the baby so you can start over

Normally neighbors/coworkers do gifts of food, sweets, casseroles, etc .

But because he choked

Idk

dude, please wait until you know what he choked on. Widows appreciate attention to detail

He was "eating breakfast" and it sounded like a breakfast sandwich thing

Idk from where

Put it all in a blender and give it to her

How about some flowers

Choking might run in the family

No but for real but for real I do feel really horribly for her

The plotline where the baby comes to kill spooky after he causes his mom to choke with the gift

I'm not trying to rizz her Gent

I think that would be a good end

Though she is much younger than him

Flowers are normal though

Spooky

Why is that what you assume

Verbatim

I was told that today

I've never met her, or if I had at some company picnic or something I forget

But everyone keeps remarking that she's young, and getting mad at the guy for dying on her

>man dies, woman most affected

If you feel super obligated to get something can’t you get like a “my condolences” card or something?

I mean, choking to death is definitely a fuck up on his end

Don’t have to be super extra with it if you’re not super close?

Bro, I'm not getting her a card lmao

No, joking aside, the obligation is to bake her something, which is what I'll do

Spooky, can you get drone girl to do some sky writting for her

That's what I've always done

I think that is better than a card

Good idea Pika

man spooky you must be a really good baker at this point

Are you baking something because you feel bad or because you think that's the normal thing to do

Idk if it's common everywhere, but that is the cultural expectation in the VA

That's not answering my question

Oh, lol sry

The 2nd

Whenever someone in proximity to you dies, you bake something for their next of kin