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WHEN?

Nondescript hime cut girl

Max

Not max

It basically looks like tharja

She’s definitely getting that hime cut now four saturdays ago

She started by saying "eyepatch dogs owner"

And now she just says "rusp's owner"

dude umbreon be nice

I have it on good authority

tomorrow

trust the plan

i trust the plan, but i don't know if i trust max

Spooky if you read this I hope you fucking kill yourself because you never played Phijkchu quest and I mean it

Spooky, the better end to the arc would have been you dying at the childrens park and dan stumbling upon your body

just know that

You sure have suicide on the mind lately

Pix said if I kill myself a hot girl will give me cpr and take care of me

Why did she say that

I don't understand

you should trust pix, i think she might be right

(This is real she basically said this)

Well if I know there's a hot girl waiting who would give me cpr I mean like

Why wouldn't I lull myself

Okay kill yourself then

Or kill

Okay brb

Sorry I don't have any poisonous apples around, as per pix's description

It will have to wait for another day

unfortunate

umbreon you missed the worst game of gartic phone we ever played btw

I jokingly asked Pix if we could play in french, so we did

huh

I like that she also commited to writing in french that game

the only one who didn't was raga, who is cringe and gay

Je suis de based land

Je m'appelle epic

Le lingua de la francois

Je suis un anana

That's right I took French for 2 years in highschool

damn rusp had an unfair advantage all along...

That's right I took french for 9 years

damn pika was canadian all along...

Bro took French for 9 years yet can't even fry

I have gotten sun burned before

not often though

Never happens to pirate

Hope you're ready to get burnt in the middle of Lake Erie on a nondescript day

Nobody else said it so I will, this was funny

I have gotten sun burns bfore...

have you ever gotten so sunburnt that you could peel your skin off?

Yes

No

Yes

it's fun

until it's not

Wow the guy named fire thinks he's an expert on burns

Oookay I guess?

haha!

No sunblock on the floating dock, basically turned into a natural tanning salon

wait until you meet hyrrulfr and learn what he is an exeprt on

I love the legend of Zelda

Oh yeah

prove it

Hold on 1 second

RUSP

I couldn't find the specific max paragraph of her insulting breath of the wolf

Or wolf

OR WILD

I'm sorry

>insults breath of the wild >she played probably 1000 hours of it

Classic max

100%'d it twice

I will shit on the games for being the worst 3D zelda games

I only played them to completion, not 100%

no skyward sword still has that honor

no

I think skyward sword is a better zelda game