general

But don't worry about it too much I don't think you should kill yourself over it

damn, i have bad news for you rusp

NO

i don't have glasses anymore

That's the worst news pirate has received all year

Spontaneous eyesight recovery

maybe your legs have a chance too rusp

contacts, lol

but same thing basically

Damn, who do you know that can fix sight???

Sorry rysp

fuck

I need to meet these contacts

Sorry rusp

I hate when I am not looking so my hand position is slightly over

rusp, that's actually a really good joke

i think pirate would rate it a 7

I'm unsure of the validity of that claim

rusp

take care of yourself

I think he might just quietly mumble the word squidward instead

I always take care of myself

Not really

Suicide suggestion without upsetting the chat mods

I need a caregiver

Sorry for lying

Chat is this real

it is not

sending this to pix so she knows what to draw you and max doing next stream

lol

Pix already says I have an owner

WHAT

WHO?

WHEN?

Nondescript hime cut girl

Max

Not max

It basically looks like tharja

She’s definitely getting that hime cut now four saturdays ago

And now she just says "rusp's owner"

dude umbreon be nice

I have it on good authority

tomorrow

trust the plan

i trust the plan, but i don't know if i trust max

Spooky if you read this I hope you fucking kill yourself because you never played Phijkchu quest and I mean it

Spooky, the better end to the arc would have been you dying at the childrens park and dan stumbling upon your body

just know that

You sure have suicide on the mind lately

Pix said if I kill myself a hot girl will give me cpr and take care of me

Why did she say that

I don't understand

you should trust pix, i think she might be right

(This is real she basically said this)

Well if I know there's a hot girl waiting who would give me cpr I mean like

Why wouldn't I lull myself

Okay kill yourself then

Or kill

Okay brb

Sorry I don't have any poisonous apples around, as per pix's description

It will have to wait for another day

unfortunate

umbreon you missed the worst game of gartic phone we ever played btw

I jokingly asked Pix if we could play in french, so we did

huh

I like that she also commited to writing in french that game

the only one who didn't was raga, who is cringe and gay

Je suis de based land

Je m'appelle epic

Le lingua de la francois

Je suis un anana

That's right I took French for 2 years in highschool

AMA

damn rusp had an unfair advantage all along...

That's right I took french for 9 years

damn pika was canadian all along...

Bro took French for 9 years yet can't even fry

I have gotten sun burned before