general

Pix said if I kill myself a hot girl will give me cpr and take care of me

Why did she say that

I don't understand

you should trust pix, i think she might be right

(This is real she basically said this)

Well if I know there's a hot girl waiting who would give me cpr I mean like

Why wouldn't I lull myself

Okay kill yourself then

Or kill

Okay brb

Sorry I don't have any poisonous apples around, as per pix's description

It will have to wait for another day

unfortunate

umbreon you missed the worst game of gartic phone we ever played btw

I jokingly asked Pix if we could play in french, so we did

huh

I like that she also commited to writing in french that game

the only one who didn't was raga, who is cringe and gay

Je suis de based land

Je m'appelle epic

Le lingua de la francois

Je suis un anana

That's right I took French for 2 years in highschool

AMA

damn rusp had an unfair advantage all along...

That's right I took french for 9 years

damn pika was canadian all along...

Bro took French for 9 years yet can't even fry

I have gotten sun burned before

not often though

Never happens to pirate

Hope you're ready to get burnt in the middle of Lake Erie on a nondescript day

Nobody else said it so I will, this was funny

I have gotten sun burns bfore...

have you ever gotten so sunburnt that you could peel your skin off?

Yes

No

Yes

it's fun

Wow the guy named fire thinks he's an expert on burns

Oookay I guess?

haha!

No sunblock on the floating dock, basically turned into a natural tanning salon

wait until you meet hyrrulfr and learn what he is an exeprt on

I love the legend of Zelda

Oh yeah

prove it

Hold on 1 second

RUSP

I couldn't find the specific max paragraph of her insulting breath of the wolf

Or wolf

OR WILD

I'm sorry

>insults breath of the wild >she played probably 1000 hours of it

Classic max

100%'d it twice

I will shit on the games for being the worst 3D zelda games

I only played them to completion, not 100%

no skyward sword still has that honor

no

I think skyward sword is a better zelda game

BotW is a better game, but a worse zelda game

I think skyward sword is the only zelda game I owned but didn't beat

I also enjoyed playing the remaster of skywards

I hate this idea that just because the formula is different, its suddenly not a good "zelda" game

its still a zelda game

I agree with you dialga

It is still a zelda game

it is just a bad one

no it isnt lmao

okay game though

I've yelled at them for this before

I understand what you mean but like

Listen, I will never replay BotW or tears of the kingdom, and I will never have any reason to

You know....

I could see me replaying even skyward sword

I already had a tangent against this so I'm not gonna do it again

It's okay