games

actually that might be a good idea are there even any good non-bloated non-gimmicked free minesweeper games on steam

How exactly does one gimmick Minesweeper like that anyway?

Isn't Minesweeper basically just 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, a mine, and a flag?

How do you do Phijkchu Minesweeper when the only number anyone here knows is 7?

that's right, dunce has no idea of the importance minesweeper has in phijkchu history

I don't. What's the importance?

it is the greatest game ever made

...Two hours, and 3h42m... summary?

sure

we play minesweeper until we win

Do you just have it on like the hardest difficulty in the game that it takes you that long?

yes

Fair enough, then.

that was the hardest difficulty for me at the time

Oh wow

i think my record might have unironically been 77 mines on 16x16

I didn't know Windows 10 didn't come with Minesweeper installed

yeah it's sad

It also doesn't come with Frecell or Spider Solitaire, but I don't know anyone who has ever actually played those.

i haven't been able to find this version of minesweeper since i got my new pc

The first time I played Minesweeper I must've been 5 or 6 years old

I had absolutely no idea that you were supposed to right click to place flags, so for ages(read as: from the first time I beat it to probably a month or two later), I never even placed flags, just left them all there

i do that to challenge myself sometimes

it's actually more fun to not place flags

And I don't think Minesweeper in Windows 9X automatically won the game for you if you didn't place flags, so I would have the board set up in a way I thought was done, then click a button, and if any of the spaces I didn't click weren't mines, that meant I lost, to me.

lmao

I dunno if I didn't know you could right click or if I was just using an old mouse that only had one button

This is what Creative Assembly is making

wtf

Rip the steam store

you can't do anything on it

Minecraft is banning accounts from any multiplayer

What the fuck

you can also be banned from singleplayer

damn gent can't say nigger anymore

that's cancer

how do they expect to be able to moderate this?

ai

and why are they bothering to do this

microsoft bopit

Rusp says Gawr Gura 1 too many times

now he can never play again

dude we know why max left

she said gawr gura tummy too many times and got banned

microsoft big gay

they claim to have "well trained" moderators that will take everything into account but uh.... yeah big doubt

who even

wanted this

soccer moms?

microsoft

^

then again

when is the last time

a big cooperation actually did something that would help them gain more money or popularity instead of making autistic decisions that literally nobody wants

i wanted this

if people are banned from minecraft, they will be forced to play the superior game: Futa Fix Dick Dine & Dash

fire was behind it all

he's the reason max akito left

why did you do it fire

I just wanted to be happy

well like he said, to force max to play Futa Fix Dick Dine & Dash

he turned max into a futa once and I will never forgive him for that Keepo

the plot is easy to follow, the women are all sufficiently well-endowed, and you can play it with one hand

truly it is an interactive masterpiece

is raft the new phijkchu multiplayer game?

Is this a full recreation of sunshine in galaxy 2 engine?

I guess it is real lmao

Fangames are wild

Raft's player data