games

Just wanted to see what the fuck rusp was playing lmao

Yo I just want Farming Sim mods not to buy gay games itch.io

lol

Quick question: What the absolute fuck is Cookie Clicker on Steam, that people leaving reviews would have hundreds or thousands of hours in it? Looking at the trailer, is it not just the same as the mobile game where you tap a cookie nonstop?

idk about mobile game, but yes, it is the same thing

How does someone invest hundreds or thousands of hours in it?

you leave it open

its an idle game

you do not actually play it

its one of those "you click to start, then you buy upgrades that auto generate currency and use that currency to upgrade to generate currency faster" kind of games

So something like Game Dev Tycoon, but shittier?

its less of a game than game dev tycoon

Something like Farmville, but without sending friend requests on Facebook?

I think its less of a game than farmville probably

Because this is literally all I've seen a friend in-game in on Steam all month

https://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/ game is totally, free, you could play it for 5 minutes and understand what it is right now

...

This is less of a game than a Javascript game I played in middle school that was the exact same thing, but without graphics.

yes

And I'm pretty sure the point of that wasn't even to be a game

but to teach you how to script an auto-clicker

And shit like that.

how can you not appreciate the genius of cookie clicker

I have more important things to worry about, like getting the white man's boot off my neck

I prefer darker games like cookie kingdom

Anyway, thanks for the clarification

Back to putting a heating pad on my arm

it's a good idle game

as far as they go

it's something to do

That sounds mutually exclusive, but ill give you the BOTD

the whole endless prestige thing is what turns me off from most idlers

but Cookie clicker at least adds new mechanics for a lot longer than most do

it just had an update that added new stuff

like a month ago

(hence the 583 achievements)

yeah

Once again, I'll give you BOTD

but achievement count means nothing

yeah, but look at the achievements

if you get ~70 in 70 hours

like your friend did

I will later; I wanna go lay down with a heating bad on my arm

no, I just mean, that's the proof that it's fairly representative of how much "content" there is

it's not good content

Oh, no, not at all

but it's at least not the same stuff over and over again

Cuz this is a bitch that would be logged onto WoW for 10 hours and be doing laps around Dalaran for 8.5 or 9 of those

Or have it open for 8 hours and be 100% AFK for over an hour at a time

So i didn't know if it was something like that

mmk, off to bed

soon steam will bowing to phijkchu game development studio

I should make a game

we had an idea of doing a puzzle game collection, where everyone who can code makes their own microgame

phijkchu minesweeper

actually that might be a good idea are there even any good non-bloated non-gimmicked free minesweeper games on steam

How exactly does one gimmick Minesweeper like that anyway?

Isn't Minesweeper basically just 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, a mine, and a flag?

How do you do Phijkchu Minesweeper when the only number anyone here knows is 7?

that's right, dunce has no idea of the importance minesweeper has in phijkchu history

I don't. What's the importance?

it is the greatest game ever made

...Two hours, and 3h42m... summary?

sure

we play minesweeper until we win

Do you just have it on like the hardest difficulty in the game that it takes you that long?

yes

Fair enough, then.

that was the hardest difficulty for me at the time

Oh wow

i think my record might have unironically been 77 mines on 16x16

I didn't know Windows 10 didn't come with Minesweeper installed

yeah it's sad