games

Lobster at the end is a good touch

give me some caelid wildlife

the dogs there have modeled anuses

the go vegan part was cringe but it was ok otherwise

the lobster part was really funny though

>can do 3k damage with one spell

heh

nvm

6k

Why the fuck does elden ring even give you the option to be female

The whole maiden aspect of the story wouldn’t even make sense

yes

female doesnt work with the story

at all

because the combination of elden lord

is specifically a male title

iact

in japanese

its not even elden lord

its literally just king

king

You can fucking block the crucible knight ground slam

@taxes did you use the godslayers seal

Godslayers is one of the best yeah. Frenzied can be busted if you stack all the fire damage buffs, same with giants. I use golden orders on my current build because im doing int/faith hexer. Godslayer has the best scaling basically though, plus it boosts your black flame by a good amount

unless u wana run bleed build (but why do faith at that point?) then go dragon

i was thinking to grab that then rush rannis quest line so i can flip the tower

if you do faith/str go clawmark for that sexy scaling though

and fight godskin noble

to get his set

does their set buff

black flame?

or just fashion

it boosts black flame

oh nice

youre gona wana grab fire clutch ring and the physik booster as well

for that nasty stacking

that’s a ds3 item

the elden ring equivalet

fire scorp charm

i was going to grab that to

its in the uhhh castle next to volcano manner

but u cant get to it from volcano

you gota go in the ravine below

its after virgin abductors

oh that won’t be hard to get to then

or you can just go from atlus and walk around then go down, its in the castle past the giantsflame hammer man

bc i already killed that boss

nice

yeah that boosts your damage a nice amount

so optimal stacking is like fire clutch ring/scorp wahtever canvas talisman faithboosting talisman or marika soreseal golden vow flame grant me strength flame-shrouding cracked tear royal knights resolve seal that boosts your incantation in question

this generates insane damage

wait do you have to kill radahn to basically kick off rannis quest

bc that makes it kind of a pain to rush it

oh nvm the robe only boosts 1 spell

uh

12m copies

sold

and its not even been a fucking month

jesus christ

>Please look forward to more of "ELDEN RING" as an IP (characters and other intellectual property) in hopes of expanding beyond the realm of games.

ELDEN RING ANIME :^)

the idea of that makes me disgusted for some reason

idk what they can even dow ith the IP

Dark Souls GO

Mogh

people would eat that shit up

George RR Martin could write a book

oh

true

id actually uh

like to read what the fuck elden ring was before it got corrupted

because from what we know

GRRM wrote a bunch of shit/a story

then gave it to from

the from did anything and everything they wanted to it

corrupting it etc. etc.

i bet you the two fingers wasn't always two giant fingers