games

so fun fact

there's a character that was closest to elden lord before you

named vyke

and he wanted to save his maiden

so he did the finger rape

and his armor has the imprint of the fingers in it

but he went insane

and never became elden lord

he couldnt save his maiden

thats one of the steps

yes

marika

shse your new wife

when you become elden lrod

more ahead rusp

keep going

the role of elden lord

is the role of husband of a god

i dont remember this dungeon

oh

i hate this dungeon

you dont want to do this dungeon

its not worth it

the closest to a male god

was miquella

but

he mohg-ed

hes the one that got taken by the

satanic

pedophil;e

its kinda late

im gona sleep

They're actually going to show off gameplay for Harry Potter

Ok, that's pretty good

i laughed

Lobster at the end is a good touch

give me some caelid wildlife

the dogs there have modeled anuses

the lobster part was really funny though

>can do 3k damage with one spell

heh

nvm

6k

Why the fuck does elden ring even give you the option to be female

The whole maiden aspect of the story wouldn’t even make sense

yes

female doesnt work with the story

at all

because the combination of elden lord

is specifically a male title

iact

in japanese

its not even elden lord

its literally just king

king

You can fucking block the crucible knight ground slam

@taxes did you use the godslayers seal

Godslayers is one of the best yeah. Frenzied can be busted if you stack all the fire damage buffs, same with giants. I use golden orders on my current build because im doing int/faith hexer. Godslayer has the best scaling basically though, plus it boosts your black flame by a good amount

unless u wana run bleed build (but why do faith at that point?) then go dragon

i was thinking to grab that then rush rannis quest line so i can flip the tower

if you do faith/str go clawmark for that sexy scaling though

and fight godskin noble

to get his set

does their set buff

black flame?

or just fashion

it boosts black flame

oh nice

youre gona wana grab fire clutch ring and the physik booster as well

for that nasty stacking

that’s a ds3 item

the elden ring equivalet

fire scorp charm

you mean the fire thing in volcano manor?

i was going to grab that to

its in the uhhh castle next to volcano manner

but u cant get to it from volcano