games

yes you can only play as pippa

and anyone they disagree with is icky

Ahh that’s why his name wasn’t censored then gotcha

fabsol was hated because "their descisions bad" and the lol talked to minors thing was used as fuel to get him ousted

the new lead which was caneled like today

had the same thing

except argubly the new lead did worse

I like this game, but it is objectively bad. I've talked in vc with spooky about this, but to extoll my exact thoughts on the matter, the gameplay mechanic is good (minus the fact that I think the power strike move is not good. It could be good, but you'd have to design the game around it more, which this game is not. What holds this game back is twofold, 1. It should not be a streamer bait rage game. I think you could make a really satisfying more traditional platformer with the movement tech this game has. The fact that it is designed around specifically resetting your progress (even on easy mode which has checkpoints) makes it less good, especially because of point 2. the dev is really bad at level design. There are a lot of parts of the game where the intended path is stupid, and he usually makes an easy and a hard branching path, its clear which he intends to be which, but the hard path is objectively the easier path to take so you never take the easier but slower path

https://x.com/BALLxPIT/status/2086869077469872285 congrats to spooky's favourite devolver game

how this sold 2 million copies, I do not know

I'm always surprised when I see people really like it

Cult of the Lamb is sorta the same tbf, and that's sold even more

finally something to eat

my bowl is now filled

Tomboy Weeb Pickme Ugly & Horny one

They're missing so many girlfailure archetypes

ig they're holding back for DLC

how is tomboy a girlfailure archetype

also ^

They need the NEET that never cleans her room archetype

in the very literal sense that they failed to be girly, i guess?

lol, I'll allow it

some easy ones they're missing: Smelly one Cutter Pathological liar Firebug Rape victim Scared of everything

You're very knowledgeable about girlfailures

and there's some version of the mouseish, super-quiet girl that is on the girlfailure side of the line

oh, and the Simple-minded, lobotimized drooly one

The most important thing I see is that she has glasses

of course spooky knows about girlfailures, he's max's handler

Polu!

This is important

What do you guys mean by girlfailures

it's a recent genre trope

we're discussing this

idk if I have an all-encompassing definition, it's an assortment of character archetypes that have become more popular recently

The archetypes name sorta explains itself

I'd say it's a counter to the old Disney Channel female protagonist, who was naturally beautiful and amazing at everything but would be wearing glasses and thus be a "nerd/loser"

In recent years it’s a direct antonym of “girlboss”

What is a firebug girlfailure?

and the other axis is babygirl

I don’t

How does that even relate to the other two

idk

Alright, if someone made it a venn diagram, I'm going to need an example that fits in the exact center

I actually think you're right, and it's more of a reverse-girlboss

what even would be a girlfailure-girlboss

A normal ass girl

those don't exist

next

So fill in nothing

oh I found an updated one

they've added a 4th

You have girlypop too, what is even that?

I’m girly pop mom and girl boss

@taxes assist

Girlypop is not a trait I thought

Girlypop is a girls girl

ok but girlfailure inherently is non-inclusive with girlboss

I have no idea what half of these words mean

You need to rot your brain more

I know what girlfailure is but what I didn’t understand are the archetypes

Apparently

Girlypop is what you say to other girls if you’re a girls girl

Oh damnit I was explaining mommy and realized I shouldn’t have identified with one

Mommy is like the female equivalent of daddy or zaddy which is like a sexually attractive women who may or may not have girl boss traits too but generally it’s the kind of personality you want to dominate you.

Girlboss is a girl winning at capitalism

Calling someone mommy is akin to asking them to step on you, not literally but you’re calling them hot in that kind of way

She’s not the demure girl

People have called me mommy before but basically confused it with girlboss so idfk

I think a lot of people think girlboss and mommy are the same

But you can be a girlboss in your public life and a girl failure in your private

did we end up with a make up date?

No

Next weekend