games
Thursday, March 12, 2026
this one goes live in a couple days
Saturday, March 14, 2026 7:00:00 PM
I will be there and also be perhaps square
Saturday, March 14, 2026
Polu
we are so fucking in-sync
Servers are open 8 hours daily:
🕓 PDT: 16:00 – 00:00
🕖 EDT: 19:00 – 03:00
🕗 BRT: 20:00 – 04:00
these devs are retarded
this 100% is just spun up on AWS, and they chose the cheap timeslot only
when configuring their hosting
3/14/2026 7:00 PM
Sunday, March 15, 2026
Monday, March 16, 2026
I think metroidvanias and Zelda-likes tend to be the exception, because movement upgrades are how they gate areas
Every other game I want my full movement kit within the first hour
I think a steady flow of movement options, even if incremental, is good
I think the core, nothing unlocked movement should be satisfying on its own without any upgrades though
The Pirate Take: Any of the options can be good depending on how the entire game design is built around it
wait, do people really say that about the Shrek spin-off movie? that seems like a bit of a stretch since it's more just, the cat experiencing abstract/non-traditional fear and it's not immediately played for a laugh
we watched it a couple years ago, I remember it being REALLY long and the animation quality starting off godly and gradually declining throughout the movie
I liked it though, felt a lot like the first Inside Out Pixar movie
Whoever decided that animating in twos in every 3D-animated movie action scene was cool is a gigantic retard. It always looks like this shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F70FK2j9NI
Tuesday, March 17, 2026
Early Access
every game is just going to be 100GB+ now isn't it
no lol
ig that was non-obvious looking back
Death Stranding 2 is 112GB
nvm ,the best game came out today
Wednesday, March 18, 2026
The reverse of the Helldivers problem happened
their stupid meta narrative hasn't been completed, because there aren't enough players and no one cares
so they're not releasing the new game mode and map
Replying to Spooky Phijkchu #spooky.131
I didn't realize this was the game we played
why the fuck is it 30 dollars
I hate indie devs
I torrented it to check, it's still HEAVILY in early access
and tbh, it's only slightly more than I assumed it'd be
$15-$20
we'll check back when it hits 1.0 in late 2027
its is a livestreamer fps game where you play as livestreamers, I know 0 people who you can play as
@Phijkchu_Cynnydaquil @Rusp as our resident content creators, please reach out to these guys to get in the game
Shit I can try
I've heard of 2 of that list
"If Vinny gets into this game we are taking this game seriously" - Polu
the gender ratio is sorta comical
that is an honour bound contract Vinny
we will get good at this game if you do it