general

Fucking whore

that one almost happened to me

perhaps leaving for one more day-

Not by choice I imagine

what

Max, you've got a leg up on the rest of us here

older step teen + late night + truth or dare when i was very young

could of gotten bad quickly

and almost did

Max almost god raped

Hot

How to avoid rape step 1: don't be female

they died of drugs recently

Step 2

dont drop the bar of soap

Step 2: do not be a cute male

Don’t play truth or dare with greasy step relatives

Don't live near blacks

Step 3: wear clothes at all times

Step 4

Don't live near jews

Become fat

>having step relatives

step 5

plug all your holes

With corks

yes

cork sounding

Fat folds are usable though

step 6: preemptive strikes

I feel like the state should make it legal to become someone's step-relative

without every having to marry them

just pay some fee at the courthouse

What does that even mean

what

Just so you could fulfill your fucked up incest fantasies

so pornhub isnt lying anymore

I mean, it'd be free money for the state

You can do step btother porn on pornhub

Thats what it means

imagine if I could become Rusp's 3rd Aunt

for a measly $200

youd want to become an aunt?

I don’t think we’re accepting a creepy pedophile into our family currently

Try again at a later date

america doesnt really

You accepted a gay nigger though

have a family registry like japan though

right?

They weren’t black

What

no, nothing like Japan/korea

Broken branch

yeah so aunts/etc isnt really

Ancestor sorrow

I'd also like if I could adopt someone, without their permission/knowledge

I feel like insteas of what spooky said, you should be able to buy family members without their conse...

Fucking

I was in the middle of typing

are you ever not creepy as fuck spooky

get out of my mind Pika

I feel like I should be able to put down degenerates for a small fee

How about we pretend to pass all the laws spooky says, but when people try to make use of them we kill everyone that comes forward

Without their consent

I think we should outlaw all marriage except between cousins

I mean, if not for the genetic deformities

Allah Akbar

I think it would be nice having your future spouse with you from birth

I'll fucking kill you

Its called arranged marriages

Already done

Don't culturally appropriate Indian culture Pika

except when white people did it

I am 1/16th native

It is my culture now

I swear to god, it should be illegal for coomers to talk philosophy

Because edgy asian is much better

kappa

>caring about my coom

Must be gay