general

Really no winning

Or rather, no lessening the blow

Literally

Colloquially

has anyone did that thing that happens in anime

I too have slept with other men

and infiltrated the sleepover of the other gender

I’m not on a list

So no

that sounds like it would mostly suck

Yeah

Literallyx2

good one ruspert

Thanks buddy

>being friends with girls

How can you be friends with a hole

Unless you have a sister, becoming a sexual predator at an early age isn't an option for us

cousins

church groups

are the other two big ones

You have experience in that

I’m sorry

no

That was rude

>considering family as friends

i do not associate myself with the church nor have close cousins

so all of those options suck

Literally cont.

there was once a time I really thought I was going to sleep with my 2nd cousin

Lol

like, was more than 50% sure it was going to happen

Yeah, she was in the crib and everything

oh or uh

step family

^

She gave him the fuck me eyes, then shit her diper

that's a good one

She was clearly crying for cock

Fucking whore

that one almost happened to me

Not by choice I imagine

what

Max, you've got a leg up on the rest of us here

older step teen + late night + truth or dare when i was very young

could of gotten bad quickly

and almost did

Max almost god raped

Hot

How to avoid rape step 1: don't be female

they died of drugs recently

Step 2

dont drop the bar of soap

Step 2: do not be a cute male

Don’t play truth or dare with greasy step relatives

Don't live near blacks

Step 3: wear clothes at all times

Step 4

Don't live near jews

Become fat

>having step relatives

step 5

plug all your holes

With corks

yes

cork sounding

Fat folds are usable though

step 6: preemptive strikes

I feel like the state should make it legal to become someone's step-relative

without every having to marry them

just pay some fee at the courthouse

What does that even mean

what

Just so you could fulfill your fucked up incest fantasies

so pornhub isnt lying anymore

I mean, it'd be free money for the state

You can do step btother porn on pornhub

Thats what it means

Who wants to be my brother

imagine if I could become Rusp's 3rd Aunt

for a measly $200