general

>having step relatives

step 5

plug all your holes

With corks

yes

cork sounding

Fat folds are usable though

step 6: preemptive strikes

I feel like the state should make it legal to become someone's step-relative

without every having to marry them

just pay some fee at the courthouse

What does that even mean

what

Just so you could fulfill your fucked up incest fantasies

so pornhub isnt lying anymore

I mean, it'd be free money for the state

You can do step btother porn on pornhub

Thats what it means

Who wants to be my brother

imagine if I could become Rusp's 3rd Aunt

for a measly $200

youd want to become an aunt?

I don’t think we’re accepting a creepy pedophile into our family currently

Try again at a later date

america doesnt really

You accepted a gay nigger though

have a family registry like japan though

right?

They weren’t black

What

no, nothing like Japan/korea

Broken branch

yeah so aunts/etc isnt really

Ancestor sorrow

I'd also like if I could adopt someone, without their permission/knowledge

I feel like insteas of what spooky said, you should be able to buy family members without their conse...

Fucking

I was in the middle of typing

are you ever not creepy as fuck spooky

get out of my mind Pika

How about we pretend to pass all the laws spooky says, but when people try to make use of them we kill everyone that comes forward

Without their consent

I think we should outlaw all marriage except between cousins

I mean, if not for the genetic deformities

Allah Akbar

I think it would be nice having your future spouse with you from birth

I'll fucking kill you

Its called arranged marriages

Already done

Don't culturally appropriate Indian culture Pika

except when white people did it

I am 1/16th native

It is my culture now

I swear to god, it should be illegal for coomers to talk philosophy

Because edgy asian is much better

kappa

>caring about my coom

Must be gay

You can have it gent

This is where you end up, you start longing for incest

i mean

I am willing to mail it to spooky who will drive it to you

Dan that’s not the correct two words to use after that’s statement

It's not enough to wish for and be deprived of female interaction

>wish for

lots of gamers online have fucked pika's mom, whats one more pebble in the fucking quarry of retardation

>be me, the vocel

Lots of gamers online have fucked my mom too

My moms great

Pika is fucking gaping at this point

He is our mom after all

My ass is raw

He has to take on all our bullies

Not cooked

Medium well

well done

Shove a redhot iron rod up your ass

Seer it shut

I will shove your rod up my sss