general

make eveyone go through a pat down before they go into the bathroom

Make them weigh themselves before entering, and then weight after. If the decrepancy is about the ammont of a shirt, investigate them

because poop is weightless

If you poop the wight of a shirt

you have problems

Should be far more, or far less

or just automatically assume any girl going in is at fault because girls don't poop

^

or exist

Ooh

that solves it

replace bathrooms with digital bathrooms

since all schooling seems to be going digital anyways

remove all bathroom doors and stall doors so no one can sneakily flush shirts and bottles

Replace the toilets with fake toilets with a counsoler hiding inside it

he can catch them in the act

Kappa

Lol

lol

lol

You better be writting these down eevee

we are fixing your problems for you

What if they shit on the counsoler?

Sooo this? http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/01/23/24F8E0E300000578-0-image-a-2_1422008618305.jpg

Yeah basically

how do your bathrooms work eevee? In both dorms i've stayed at there haven't been gender specific bathrooms and the floors were coed

Counsolers are paid for a reason karp

or

just get rid of bathrooms

pee in the bush

The floor has 2 halls, one male and one female

Wait, leg was onto something

and make eveyone poop in like the cafeteria or something

SEGREGATION

SEXIST

mandatory sex changes since girls do not poop

Each has bathrooms but the bathrooms can be used by anyone

just cut it off

or just dont let anyone eat or drink

problem solved

just bring your own toliet

yes

Get a high resolution jpeg of a toilet bowl, place it on the ground, and wait for a drunk farm student to shit on the floor

put saran wrap over all the toilet seats, catch the shirts before the flush

Force people to wear shit

problem solved

flush that shit all they want

wear shit and flush shirts perfect

I don't see why they don't just lock down the building untill this issue is solved

Because its a dorm...

That we live in...

Then stop living

problem solved

put a gun to everyone's head

a nice interagation...

Thats illegal

you know, simple things

semantics

Put a shirt cannon up against their heads then

that will remind them not to flush shirts

Yes

Shirt canon is gray area. Probably would work

Fill the cannon with I am a feminist shirts, a college would never risk banning that

could be called sexist

hire a shit inspector to check when eveyone goes

fucking making jobs

make a shirt toliet

made for flushing shirts

install toilets that can handle flushing gallon jugs

Get the liberal arts students to make a toilet out of interwoven shirts

make the dean of your school apologize for someone flushing a shirt down the toilet

make a complaint that you feel unsafe in an environment that promotes the destruction of personal property

say it is misoginistic to flush things down the toilet

Claim that flushing shirts is how you deal with your childhood trauma of your parents forcing you to wear gendered clothing, since you are a polysexual dragon-kin

you will get eveyone expeled

make the dorm into a nudist colony

somehow tie free-the-nipple to girls not being able to participate in the shirt flushing

no more shirts

how many regrets eevee

Farmers and engineers