general

just cut it off

or just dont let anyone eat or drink

problem solved

no shirts and no bottles

just bring your own toliet

yes

Get a high resolution jpeg of a toilet bowl, place it on the ground, and wait for a drunk farm student to shit on the floor

put saran wrap over all the toilet seats, catch the shirts before the flush

Force people to wear shit

problem solved

flush that shit all they want

wear shit and flush shirts perfect

I don't see why they don't just lock down the building untill this issue is solved

Because its a dorm...

That we live in...

Then stop living

problem solved

put a gun to everyone's head

a nice interagation...

Thats illegal

you know, simple things

semantics

Put a shirt cannon up against their heads then

that will remind them not to flush shirts

Yes

Shirt canon is gray area. Probably would work

Fill the cannon with I am a feminist shirts, a college would never risk banning that

could be called sexist

hire a shit inspector to check when eveyone goes

fucking making jobs

make a shirt toliet

made for flushing shirts

install toilets that can handle flushing gallon jugs

Get the liberal arts students to make a toilet out of interwoven shirts

make the dean of your school apologize for someone flushing a shirt down the toilet

make a complaint that you feel unsafe in an environment that promotes the destruction of personal property

say it is misoginistic to flush things down the toilet

Claim that flushing shirts is how you deal with your childhood trauma of your parents forcing you to wear gendered clothing, since you are a polysexual dragon-kin

you will get eveyone expeled

make the dorm into a nudist colony

no more shirts

how many regrets eevee

Farmers and engineers

yeah, not the kind of nudist colony I would want to be in

They probably farm shirts in that dorm

explains all the shirts being flushed

Dean should institute a rule that any shirt flushed must be eaten by all the members of your dorm

make eveyone take eveything off of them before they go into the bathroom

That would stop it pikachu

That would stop it fast, or make other dorms sneak in to prank you guys

That shirt could have been an unborn child. THINK OF THE CHILDREN

People have to swipe their student ID to get in. No risk of pranking there

Fuck, now I need to mspaint Kappa

btw why am i a sad pot puppy now?

because we got rid of squares

wow

squires are still a thing tho

we are just calling them my sad puppies for now though

nipple scanner to enter

Adding that

dont forget the pat down

and the shirt cannon

And pooping on counsolers

those are some fucking huge nipple scanners

Just email this to the dean of your school eevee

saying this is your plan

its gender neutral

Of course

they need to be that big to handle the girls

can you read the smaller text below it?

I do not know if it is too small

no

i can make it out barely

gotta squint

It says if you have a third nipple, request a handheld scanner from the office of bathrooms

or something

what if you have no nipples

then obviously you can not poop