general

They should have cameras in the bathroom Kappa

that would fix it

It would fix it

toilet bowl cams looking up at you

Keepo

totally normal

put isotope tracers on everyone's clothes

no shirts allowed in bathrooms

Door should lock when you poop, and remained locked until your poop is sifted through

no shirts allowed period

No clothing allowed

party school hype

i can get behind that

lol

make eveyone go through a pat down before they go into the bathroom

Make them weigh themselves before entering, and then weight after. If the decrepancy is about the ammont of a shirt, investigate them

because poop is weightless

If you poop the wight of a shirt

you have problems

Should be far more, or far less

or just automatically assume any girl going in is at fault because girls don't poop

^

or exist

Ooh

that solves it

replace bathrooms with digital bathrooms

since all schooling seems to be going digital anyways

remove all bathroom doors and stall doors so no one can sneakily flush shirts and bottles

Replace the toilets with fake toilets with a counsoler hiding inside it

he can catch them in the act

Kappa

Lol

lol

lol

You better be writting these down eevee

we are fixing your problems for you

What if they shit on the counsoler?

Sooo this? http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/01/23/24F8E0E300000578-0-image-a-2_1422008618305.jpg

Yeah basically

how do your bathrooms work eevee? In both dorms i've stayed at there haven't been gender specific bathrooms and the floors were coed

or

just get rid of bathrooms

pee in the bush

The floor has 2 halls, one male and one female

Wait, leg was onto something

and make eveyone poop in like the cafeteria or something

SEGREGATION

SEXIST

mandatory sex changes since girls do not poop

Each has bathrooms but the bathrooms can be used by anyone

just cut it off

or just dont let anyone eat or drink

problem solved

no shirts and no bottles

just bring your own toliet

yes

Get a high resolution jpeg of a toilet bowl, place it on the ground, and wait for a drunk farm student to shit on the floor

put saran wrap over all the toilet seats, catch the shirts before the flush

Force people to wear shit

problem solved

flush that shit all they want

wear shit and flush shirts perfect

I don't see why they don't just lock down the building untill this issue is solved

Because its a dorm...

That we live in...

Then stop living

problem solved

put a gun to everyone's head

a nice interagation...

Thats illegal

you know, simple things

semantics

Put a shirt cannon up against their heads then

that will remind them not to flush shirts

Yes

Shirt canon is gray area. Probably would work

Fill the cannon with I am a feminist shirts, a college would never risk banning that

could be called sexist

hire a shit inspector to check when eveyone goes

fucking making jobs