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geez

I would’ve liked that

Max and umbreon would be sitting around for hours, just watching you roll

that’s been a lot of the campaign

That was this encounter until you broke the window

yeah

pretty much

That's another problem that comes up a lot, how to handle stealth

Ya got the one guy who's really stealthy, and every encounter either ends up with him being screwed because he can't use stealth or him being the only important guy

Yeah

Makes sense

We could do an all kobold campaign at some point

Rob kobold or lizard kobold

Lizard kobold

That could be fun

stealth boys

They are absolute shit when it comes to stats

-4 strength, +2 dexterity, -2 constitution

But they have some great racial traits

Christ

That’s real bad

somehow worse than being black

They are basically your character

Weak, low health, good dex though

can I add some INT to my character if find a wizard to turn me white

That will never happen

son of a bitch

ok ok

what if

I work really hard

And spec into black magic

never

but I’m black

it has to have some kind of bonus

other than jumping ability and dance moves

can we create black magicians

or wizards

Sure, there's shamans

that’s skill is dependent on how low their int is

that way blacks have the edge

I know

I’m talking about a wizard who can only be black and is dependent on low int

a black magic user, if you would

You have to have some virtue behind your power

yeah

fortnite and weed

Too bad blacks aren't good at anything

besides shooting eachother

wait

Can I get a racial bonus against my own race

for black on black crime

No, whites would be better at doing that if they wanted to

fair

You get a bonus to wealth

does this mean that I’ll get double rewards for quests

We'll see

oh blt

BOY

not blt

fuck

tired fingers are less accurate

Are you too busy to get any more sleep?

yes

I’m at an airport

fun fact

I wasn’t actually at the Dominican Republic yet

I was at a hotel by the airport yesterday

I am now doomed to stand in an extremely long line

rip

if only max were here

But rusp, these lines exist for a reason

How else do they stop you guys from 9/11'ing the country?

hmm

good point

I just saw a black woman yell at someone in a wheelchair calling them “wheels”

Good TSA agent

Oh fuck

Am I about to get a pat down

I forgot about this shit

Tell us how much time they spend on the junk