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They are absolute shit when it comes to stats

-4 strength, +2 dexterity, -2 constitution

But they have some great racial traits

Christ

That’s real bad

somehow worse than being black

They are basically your character

Weak, low health, good dex though

can I add some INT to my character if find a wizard to turn me white

That will never happen

son of a bitch

ok ok

what if

I work really hard

And spec into black magic

never

but I’m black

it has to have some kind of bonus

other than jumping ability and dance moves

can we create black magicians

or wizards

Sure, there's shamans

that’s skill is dependent on how low their int is

that way blacks have the edge

Wizard is intelligence dependent

I know

I’m talking about a wizard who can only be black and is dependent on low int

a black magic user, if you would

You have to have some virtue behind your power

yeah

fortnite and weed

Too bad blacks aren't good at anything

besides shooting eachother

wait

Can I get a racial bonus against my own race

for black on black crime

No, whites would be better at doing that if they wanted to

fair

You get a bonus to wealth

does this mean that I’ll get double rewards for quests

oh blt

BOY

not blt

fuck

tired fingers are less accurate

Are you too busy to get any more sleep?

yes

I’m at an airport

fun fact

I wasn’t actually at the Dominican Republic yet

I was at a hotel by the airport yesterday

I am now doomed to stand in an extremely long line

rip

if only max were here

But rusp, these lines exist for a reason

How else do they stop you guys from 9/11'ing the country?

hmm

good point

I just saw a black woman yell at someone in a wheelchair calling them “wheels”

Good TSA agent

Oh fuck

Am I about to get a pat down

I forgot about this shit

Tell us how much time they spend on the junk

describe it in great detail

as long as it takes for them to find it

xD

oh

wheels is getting a pat down

just got sniffed by a drug dog

looks like the dogs still can’t detect my strain

the amount of screaming children right now

help me

Shout "allah ackbar", that would give many lols and xds

gamers are already oppressed enough, I shouldn’t give them another reason to oppress us anymore

What

nothing

don’t worry about it

thank god my kink is men in a position of authority with blue gloves

I'm gonna start giving these elves blue gloves