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oh

like a concealed carry

You'd be in more bars, in the down low

but it’s your fists

or that

It'd be situations where weapons would have to be well concealed so no one suspects you

Investigating things

man, if we do another one of these things I should look into the classes

It'd take even more writing on my part too

oof

I say "writing" but

idk

hmm

I should GM next campaign

You know, I was kind of hoping to get to be a player a few times, watching how other gms do their thing, before I actually tried doing this myself

wait

You’ve never been a player before?

Well, I have

For shitty fucking games

Oof

I would GM but is probably get too attached to the characters and would try not to kill them

also

Probably not capable of it

You know, I was really hoping you'd fuck up during the mission

Otherwise nothing would happen

geez

I would’ve liked that

Max and umbreon would be sitting around for hours, just watching you roll

that’s been a lot of the campaign

That was this encounter until you broke the window

yeah

pretty much

That's another problem that comes up a lot, how to handle stealth

Ya got the one guy who's really stealthy, and every encounter either ends up with him being screwed because he can't use stealth or him being the only important guy

Yeah

Makes sense

We could do an all kobold campaign at some point

Rob kobold or lizard kobold

Lizard kobold

stealth boys

They are absolute shit when it comes to stats

-4 strength, +2 dexterity, -2 constitution

But they have some great racial traits

Christ

That’s real bad

somehow worse than being black

They are basically your character

Weak, low health, good dex though

can I add some INT to my character if find a wizard to turn me white

That will never happen

son of a bitch

ok ok

what if

I work really hard

And spec into black magic

never

but I’m black

it has to have some kind of bonus

other than jumping ability and dance moves

can we create black magicians

or wizards

Sure, there's shamans

that’s skill is dependent on how low their int is

that way blacks have the edge

Wizard is intelligence dependent

I know

I’m talking about a wizard who can only be black and is dependent on low int

a black magic user, if you would

You have to have some virtue behind your power

yeah

fortnite and weed

Too bad blacks aren't good at anything

besides shooting eachother

wait

Can I get a racial bonus against my own race

for black on black crime

No, whites would be better at doing that if they wanted to

fair

You get a bonus to wealth