toxic-normies

don't the house elves love being enslaved

They actually don't mind being servants

ah so they are kinky then

Only dobby was ever abused

WAIT

They even have stronger magic

THEY HAVE HAD SOY BOYS FROM THE START

THEY LIKE BEING DOMINATED

jesus christ

House elves could kick everyone's asses but they're too timid to ever try

yes of course

so can the soy boys of the real world

Except dobby that one time I guess

dobby was honorable

tbh

yeah

had a good arc

rip

But he got knifed, so his alpha genes will never pass on

Thus continues the soy ridden elf society

mfw this JK bitch is gonna make millions of more dollars by selling the same shit with the names and pronouns switched

watch her not even switch the pronouns because Helen identifies as male

The harry potter world really makes less sense the more you think about it

really good at milking her fans

i wonder where rob got it from

WAIT

No gender bent harry potter has one good thing

All the scenes where Harry got abused by Vernon, Dudley and when Voldemort takes his blood

those will be significantly funnier with a girl on the other end

But dolfin, then they'll really try to make you feel bad

"Get back in your cupboard slut"

And helen is gonna totally embarass them

Because that's what female protag's have to do so the audience doesn't accuse the writers of sexism

"Helen Potter, the bitch who lived. Come to cum one last time"

OMG

They make Quirrell a sex offender and when he disintegrates to dust his Helen sending him into damnation

that actually makes me laugh

at the thought of that

Poor quirrell

there all genderbent so we get female hagrid, and male magonigal

its like Quirrell is all "Let me touch your titties bitch" and he grabs them and starts to turn to dust

And the book never acknowledges it

But you see

Genderbending harry potter

doesnt work

Like snape was written for Alan Rickman

not to be changed to some dyke

Hagrid was also written for the guy who plays him

This might start waking people up to just how much gender matters

no it wont

NPC algorithm wont let it happen

Rob is winning epic style

Heres a funny meme guys

THANOS WILLAKERS

I would snap as many times as needed to remove rob from existance

snap for all of eternity

>snaps as manytimes until there are 2 beings left in the entire universe, those 2 being Pika and Rob

>snaps again >Rob survives as last person in the entire universe

I think if you want you could kill everyone with a single snap

Luke ODed on medichlorians guys

finna meet rawb at twitchcon

Who the fuck are you

why would you want to meet Robert Moran

some random fucker who only talks in here when pikachu asked how crunchyroll expo was cause I went

Can you jihad the event like an epic gamer

sure

Thanks

can you tell rob

"Hi from Phijkchu"

kk

should do tat at the end though

he might call security

Tell him you’re known as phijkchu_pikachu

kappa

lol

Rob loves pikachu

Thank him for helping you come out to your family as genderfluid

Tell him he inspired you to smoke weed