toxic-normies

tbh

yeah

had a good arc

rip

But he got knifed, so his alpha genes will never pass on

Thus continues the soy ridden elf society

mfw this JK bitch is gonna make millions of more dollars by selling the same shit with the names and pronouns switched

watch her not even switch the pronouns because Helen identifies as male

The harry potter world really makes less sense the more you think about it

really good at milking her fans

i wonder where rob got it from

WAIT

No gender bent harry potter has one good thing

All the scenes where Harry got abused by Vernon, Dudley and when Voldemort takes his blood

those will be significantly funnier with a girl on the other end

But dolfin, then they'll really try to make you feel bad

"Get back in your cupboard slut"

And helen is gonna totally embarass them

Because that's what female protag's have to do so the audience doesn't accuse the writers of sexism

"Helen Potter, the bitch who lived. Come to cum one last time"

OMG

They make Quirrell a sex offender and when he disintegrates to dust his Helen sending him into damnation

that actually makes me laugh

at the thought of that

Poor quirrell

there all genderbent so we get female hagrid, and male magonigal

He was legit just a victim of voldemort

its like Quirrell is all "Let me touch your titties bitch" and he grabs them and starts to turn to dust

And the book never acknowledges it

But you see

Genderbending harry potter

doesnt work

Like snape was written for Alan Rickman

not to be changed to some dyke

Hagrid was also written for the guy who plays him

This might start waking people up to just how much gender matters

no it wont

NPC algorithm wont let it happen

Rob is winning epic style

THANOS WILLAKERS

I would snap as many times as needed to remove rob from existance

snap for all of eternity

>snaps as manytimes until there are 2 beings left in the entire universe, those 2 being Pika and Rob

>snaps again >Rob survives as last person in the entire universe

I think if you want you could kill everyone with a single snap

Luke ODed on medichlorians guys

finna meet rawb at twitchcon

Who the fuck are you

why would you want to meet Robert Moran

some random fucker who only talks in here when pikachu asked how crunchyroll expo was cause I went

Can you jihad the event like an epic gamer

sure

Thanks

can you tell rob

"Hi from Phijkchu"

kk

should do tat at the end though

he might call security

Tell him you’re known as phijkchu_pikachu

kappa

lol

Rob loves pikachu

Thank him for helping you come out to your family as genderfluid

Tell him he inspired you to smoke weed

definitely will

Also grab the flower crown off his head and stomp on it

That’s the most important part

Or just tell him radical heights is a terrible game, then dab on him or something

Also yeet on megan his girlfriend

No but actually Squid, you should work Phijkchu into the conversation

I mean, he doesn't hate rob, right? He just wants to meet him

I mean, I assume he's going to go to one of the meet & greets at Twitchcon

So normally you shake hands and talk for a minute

Or get him to sign your tits or something

But he's not gonna be happy to talk about that

should we actually go out of our way to make him mad

seems kinda dickish regardless

"Hey I'm Rylan , big fan, love Urealms, flower crowns, and whatever" Talk about shit for a bit, then end by saying "See you Rob, Also, lots of love from the Phijkchu"