toxic-normies
Robert Moran is a digital content creator known for being a scam artist
Saturday, October 20, 2018
lol i wonder if rob will do this
FUCK Hermione is black now?
cant jerk to her anymore its been tainted
in the curse child the play
yeah
The black hermione is actually hideous
definitely works better with her muggle backstory Kappa
The icing on the cake is the fact that in the cursed child, ron is implied to have cheated on her
if she does do this gender bent thing
And they've separated
you know its only going to be for Harry
so that means Helen and Ginny are a lesbian couple now
Carpet munching
strang waman protagonist
Voldemort female
Dumbledoor to be actually stated as gay
which is a theory that she has confirmed so
Albus Dumbledoor
Is a queer
thats the real crime of grindewald if you ask me tbh
And there's the fantastic beasts story
The minister of magic in new york is a black woman
Fucking no
And this takes place in like 1950
THAT ISNT TIME PERIOD ACCURATE
FUCKING
STOP BLACK WASHING
Hell they are also Vagina washing
It's the wizarding world dolf
They were always progressive
Nah fuck that shit
they enslave house elfs
They stay out of contact with the rest of the world because of our BIGOTRY
they have servents
You know the lore behind house elves, right?
don't the house elves love being enslaved
They actually don't mind being servants
ah so they are kinky then
Only dobby was ever abused
WAIT
They even have stronger magic
THEY HAVE HAD SOY BOYS FROM THE START
THEY LIKE BEING DOMINATED
jesus christ
House elves could kick everyone's asses but they're too timid to ever try
yes of course
so can the soy boys of the real world
Except dobby that one time I guess
dobby was honorable
yeah
had a good arc
rip
But he got knifed, so his alpha genes will never pass on
Thus continues the soy ridden elf society
mfw this JK bitch is gonna make millions of more dollars by selling the same shit with the names and pronouns switched
watch her not even switch the pronouns because Helen identifies as male
The harry potter world really makes less sense the more you think about it
really good at milking her fans
i wonder where rob got it from
WAIT
No gender bent harry potter has one good thing
All the scenes where Harry got abused by Vernon, Dudley and when Voldemort takes his blood
those will be significantly funnier with a girl on the other end
But dolfin, then they'll really try to make you feel bad
"Get back in your cupboard slut"
And helen is gonna totally embarass them
Because that's what female protag's have to do so the audience doesn't accuse the writers of sexism
"Helen Potter, the bitch who lived. Come to cum one last time"
OMG
They make Quirrell a sex offender and when he disintegrates to dust his Helen sending him into damnation
that actually makes me laugh
at the thought of that
Poor quirrell
there all genderbent so we get female hagrid, and male magonigal
He was legit just a victim of voldemort
its like Quirrell is all "Let me touch your titties bitch" and he grabs them and starts to turn to dust
And the book never acknowledges it
But you see
Genderbending harry potter