the-dump

and 3/4th's of the world are asians ruspKapap

Those slant eyes are almost sneakier than the hook noses, they'll be ruling the world if we don't do something about it

have you seen china and indian populations

don’t worry

if even a few of the Asians are like my friend they aren’t taking over the world very soon

Though don't ask me how china has such a high population despite the huge number of civil wars in their history

The chinese are kind of just expected to be racist in some ways. And unlike nogs and spicks, the chinese blend in well...too well

I mean

Asians are less threatening than literally any other race

I wouldn't say that

well like

Isn't china still trying to practice literal imperialism

appearance and size wise

In terms of crime, asians are about equal with whites

so

less than blacks

got it

well I mean

That’s everyone

Yeah, that's why people don't expect china as the endgame boss

we need to find out a way to get china and russia to fight each-other

mongolia just has to be sacrificed for the cause

we can’t do that

the worlds greatest man once lived there

he went above and beyond the calling of any man

He spread his genes everywhere

Russia doesn't need to be caught up in the destruction

Kill russia and take putin to a research lab to discover the secret to his immortality

And the secret to how he wins every democratic election

Also to how he controls every democratic election

"make russia great again"

Just had to get rid of the bolsheviks

So

We were ready like an hour ago weren't we

never ready

oh right

forgot about that

rusp needs to cook me my well done burger first

Roll to cook dialga to well done

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (5) = 5

that’s more of a rare-medium rare

Well, at least he tastes good

true

Roll to fucking start

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (14) = 14

roll to resist

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (7) = 7

roll to assist rusp

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (9) = 9

roll to join

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (8) = 8

nope

daily depression roll

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (8) = 8

just get umbreon

daily happiness roll

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (12) = 12

than we can play the original campaign

roll to forceumbreon to play

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (10) = 10

sorry

never happening

ha

guess we'renot

if guys want to run the original campaign, just do it without me

playing

new campign with just me and rusp lets go

Umbreon you fuck

kappa

/r 6d20