Message in #the-dump · Kappa⁴ Archive

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:45 PM the-dump

double rip

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:46 PM the-dump

Listen

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:46 PM the-dump

My local Chinese restaurant has the best Chinese food I’ve ever had

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:46 PM the-dump

which is not much

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:47 PM the-dump

Is it run by racist chinese people?

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:47 PM the-dump

uh

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:47 PM the-dump

actually yes

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:47 PM the-dump

Okay then, I guess it's authentic

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:48 PM the-dump

Yeah, picking up the food from them is a pain in the ass because I have no idea what they’re saying

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 20, 2018 5:48 PM the-dump

they're telling you to stop raiding their fridge

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 20, 2018 5:48 PM the-dump

they don't even know you

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:48 PM the-dump

Those chinks are playing the long con

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:48 PM the-dump

woah woah woah

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:48 PM the-dump

one of my best friends is asian

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:48 PM the-dump

so only I can say that word

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 20, 2018 5:49 PM the-dump

no rusp

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 20, 2018 5:49 PM the-dump

anyone can say any word

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 20, 2018 5:49 PM the-dump

it's just a word

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:49 PM the-dump

Only I can say that word without getting stabbed by an oriental gang

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:50 PM the-dump

Diversity is like an omelette, sometimes you have to break a few eggs

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:50 PM the-dump

my friend is actually Mongolian though

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:50 PM the-dump

MONGOLOID

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:50 PM the-dump

so he is probably related to the best man

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 20, 2018 5:50 PM the-dump

PURGE

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:51 PM the-dump

You guys not like Genghis Khan or something?

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 20, 2018 5:51 PM the-dump

Rusp like, 3/4ths of the world or something ridiculous is related to ghenghis

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 20, 2018 5:51 PM the-dump

he had a lot of sex

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:51 PM the-dump

I thought that was just asians

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 20, 2018 5:51 PM the-dump

and 3/4th's of the world are asians ruspKapap

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:52 PM the-dump

Those slant eyes are almost sneakier than the hook noses, they'll be ruling the world if we don't do something about it

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 20, 2018 5:52 PM the-dump

have you seen china and indian populations

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:52 PM the-dump

don’t worry

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:52 PM the-dump

if even a few of the Asians are like my friend they aren’t taking over the world very soon

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 20, 2018 5:53 PM the-dump

Though don't ask me how china has such a high population despite the huge number of civil wars in their history

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:53 PM the-dump

The chinese are kind of just expected to be racist in some ways. And unlike nogs and spicks, the chinese blend in well...too well

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:53 PM the-dump

I mean

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:54 PM the-dump

Asians are less threatening than literally any other race

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 20, 2018 5:54 PM the-dump

I wouldn't say that

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:54 PM the-dump

well like

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:54 PM the-dump

Isn't china still trying to practice literal imperialism

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:54 PM the-dump

appearance and size wise

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:55 PM the-dump

In terms of crime, asians are about equal with whites

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 20, 2018 5:55 PM the-dump

so

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 20, 2018 5:55 PM the-dump

less than blacks

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 20, 2018 5:55 PM the-dump

got it

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:55 PM the-dump

well I mean

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:55 PM the-dump

That’s everyone

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:56 PM the-dump

Yeah, that's why people don't expect china as the endgame boss

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 20, 2018 5:56 PM the-dump

we need to find out a way to get china and russia to fight each-other

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 20, 2018 5:56 PM the-dump

mongolia just has to be sacrificed for the cause

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:57 PM the-dump

we can’t do that

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:57 PM the-dump

the worlds greatest man once lived there

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:58 PM the-dump

he went above and beyond the calling of any man

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:58 PM the-dump

He spread his genes everywhere

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:58 PM the-dump

Russia doesn't need to be caught up in the destruction

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 20, 2018 5:58 PM the-dump

Kill russia and take putin to a research lab to discover the secret to his immortality

Gent Jul 20, 2018 5:59 PM the-dump

And the secret to how he wins every democratic election

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 5:59 PM the-dump

Also to how he controls every democratic election

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 20, 2018 5:59 PM the-dump

"make russia great again"

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 20, 2018 5:59 PM the-dump

Kappa

Gent Jul 20, 2018 6:00 PM the-dump

Just had to get rid of the bolsheviks

Gent Jul 20, 2018 6:01 PM the-dump

So

Gent Jul 20, 2018 6:01 PM the-dump

We were ready like an hour ago weren't we

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 20, 2018 6:02 PM the-dump

never ready

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 6:03 PM the-dump

oh right

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 6:03 PM the-dump

forgot about that

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 20, 2018 6:03 PM the-dump

rusp needs to cook me my well done burger first

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 6:04 PM the-dump

never

Phijkchu_Dialga Jul 20, 2018 6:04 PM the-dump

come on

Gent Jul 20, 2018 6:05 PM the-dump

Roll to cook dialga to well done

Gent Jul 20, 2018 6:05 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 20, 2018 6:05 PM the-dump

@Gent: d20 = (5) = 5

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 6:05 PM the-dump

that’s more of a rare-medium rare

Gent Jul 20, 2018 6:06 PM the-dump

Well, at least he tastes good

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 6:06 PM the-dump

true

Gent Jul 20, 2018 6:07 PM the-dump

Roll to fucking start

Gent Jul 20, 2018 6:07 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 20, 2018 6:07 PM the-dump

@Gent: d20 = (14) = 14

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 6:08 PM the-dump

roll to resist

Rusp Jul 20, 2018 6:08 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 20, 2018 6:08 PM the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (7) = 7