the-dump

That’s everyone

Yeah, that's why people don't expect china as the endgame boss

we need to find out a way to get china and russia to fight each-other

mongolia just has to be sacrificed for the cause

we can’t do that

the worlds greatest man once lived there

he went above and beyond the calling of any man

He spread his genes everywhere

Russia doesn't need to be caught up in the destruction

Kill russia and take putin to a research lab to discover the secret to his immortality

And the secret to how he wins every democratic election

Also to how he controls every democratic election

"make russia great again"

Just had to get rid of the bolsheviks

So

We were ready like an hour ago weren't we

never ready

oh right

forgot about that

rusp needs to cook me my well done burger first

come on

Roll to cook dialga to well done

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (5) = 5

that’s more of a rare-medium rare

Well, at least he tastes good

true

Roll to fucking start

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (14) = 14

roll to resist

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (7) = 7

roll to assist rusp

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (9) = 9

roll to join

/r d20

nope

daily depression roll

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (8) = 8

just get umbreon

daily happiness roll

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (12) = 12

than we can play the original campaign

roll to forceumbreon to play

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (10) = 10

sorry

never happening

ha

guess we'renot

if guys want to run the original campaign, just do it without me

playing

new campign with just me and rusp lets go

Umbreon you fuck

kappa

/r 6d20

@taxes: 6d20 = (15+19+20+6+10+18) = 88

wow

good stats

what's the 6

Int

oh

what's the 19

Dex

gent, opinions on those stats?

that’s basically just a supercharged version of my first person

What about them?

yeah

are they

"good"

you’d have a nemesis

Well sure, it's a lot higher than a legitimate character would be able to start with

nice kappa

6 intelligence means you're kind of retarded though